Tags: timeless orthodoxies

maze, baphomet, technomancy

BIONIC FILES

OSIBIONIC FILES

BIONIC WOMAN [Beyond The Call]: Jaime is sent to keep an eye on a suspicious vet with a his vietnamese daughter {whose actually quite a scholastically accomplished actress} traumatized by the war, and the fact that her 'dad' never came back for her even after her mom was killed in crossfire, leaving her slumped over her body. He finally goes looking for her, being that she's now in the states, desiring to kidnap her for made up times. She seems to substitute Jaime in her mind for her mother subconsciously, acting out violently and destructively otherwise. She really looks like Bjork to Me.
NIGHT DEMON: Probably the best one yet, along with Claws, which relates the story of the Night Demon in Indian folklore, which is Coyote! The black statue looks like Anubis, but would be a fantastic possession! The thoughtform resonance which creates a momentum of its own, with the nightmare shadow subconsciousness of those who have imbued the energy!
In this case, turns out to be a landgrab by a neighboring hick 'Hawkins' who finds out there's uranium therein so they seek to scare the landowner off the property! Using a monster costume and holograms! Notably, the actor John Quade who plays an obnoxious trucker 'Dolan' in Knight of The Phoenix also plays the perverted redneck herein! There; he mocked Mike;s Martial Arts training, then proceeds to get his ass handed to him, along with his pesky buddies!
BIONIC MAN [Return of Deathprobe 2]: After it goes marauding about the countryside, Austin finally manages to net it up into a helicopter and down into an acid pit! Like KITT in Junkyardog!
The Lost Island: Very Island of Dr. Moreou like. Austin is led to a remote island while tracking a satellite component when he saves a remarkably gorgeous girl by the name of DaNay from drowning, who is also being pursued by two mutant neanderthals that were exposed to the satellite's radiation. Then it turns into an almost Paradise Lost scenario with insurrection, rebellion, and change of command. But DaNay must make it to a university to acquire a serum that will save her people from dying off from by their own immune deficiency. While in Hawaii proper, she attends a fire tossing luau but gets gets sick soon afterwards, requiring a dose of the tonic. She recuperates, and knowing that it works for certain makes off with some back to the island with Steve not far behind. He is again confronted by the mutants, knocked unconscious, awakening just in time to apply his bionics with DaNay's resourcefulness along with caring for "Zandor". She's eventually subjected to the radiation, mutating her into one of the troglodytes. It's amazing what a unibrow and bubbateeth can do!

BIONIC WOMAN [Jaime & The King]: Here we get to see Jaime in harem dancing girl motif, and it is rather flattering. That kid from Salem's Lot & Escape To Witch Mountain is in this one as a prince who takes Karate lessons {Tae Kwon Do blue belt}. Jaime has to stop subversives [one of whom is played by "Bubba" Joe Ruskin, Knight of The Drones] from killing the king. She gains Prince Ismael's confidence by showing him feats of bionic strength who could have easily dispatched both he and the king if she wanted to, but didn't}.
Take it off! Amused & proudly thinking that his son has taken a lustful interest in one of the dancing girls; In one scene, thusly disguised, she is 'commanded' to dance the veils, to the obvious delight of the Prince {from the look on his face}, which she subsequently does for The King in his private chambers, but disposes of a hidden bomb underneath his pillow as a finale! I must say, it was nice seeing her slink around like that!
There was another notable scene wherein she's fencing with a guard who ends up calling her a "demon" after breaking his sword! Complement!
[Trivia: This episode was shot at David Lee Roth's dad's mansion in Pasadena! He's even in the episode as one of the guards!]
In the end, in a sort of 'rite of passage', Ismael's recognized for his bravery by his father who considers him now a 'man', which brings a tear to Jaime's eye. As per 'custom', she actually ends up kissing him on the lips as well!
BIONIC MAN [Return of Deathprobe 1]: This thing is absolutely awesome! Made of black steel alloy, with spiked flails protruding out front, the pincer-like arm, and a tinted black dome crowning which emits a red solaser, all in a trapezoidal cone shaped tank! Looks like something Dark Vader would have as a droid! It looks like a Super Satanic Dalek! So far, they can't figure it out, or even who sent it! And seems impenetrable! I want one! They're trying to jam its radio frequencies, Steve gets batted around! Kai's dad {Nick O'Brian; KR Knight of The Rising Sun} is in this one! As one of the badguys!

BIONIC WOMAN [Deadly Ringer 2]: Both end up showing a bit of compassion for one another's positions. The fake Jaime ends up exhibiting junkie like symptoms from the adrenaline, and become confused that she really is Jaime. The episode really blurs the lines between the two. She finally agrees to change her face back, and actually end up on good terms.
BIONIC MAN [Just A Matter of Time]: From the getgo, seems like a Russian plot to try to convince Steve that he went through a timewarp, betrayed the country, and that Oscar is dead. Thing is, He's supposed to now be in the 80's, but it don't look like the 80's! Then he notices that Venus is in the same position as it was when he landed, so he realizes it's all a lie. They also have a lady friend of his brainwashed, who goes along with the program until she's asked to kill him with a scrambler ray! She disobeys, so they leave her there to die with Steve by a bomb, but they can't stop his bionics! Heventually saves her and pins the helicopter from escaping just as reinforcements arrive!

BIONIC WOMAN [Deadly Ringer 1]: Jaime is drugged and wakes up in prison! Turns out there's a criminal doppelganger whose let loose to steal an adrenaline compound Jaime was one at one point {since replaced by bionics} during her recovery, which works for a little while then wears off. An obvious difference can be easily detected in the fact that the impostor smokes, and has a southern drawl. Upon discovery, Oscar rightly declares that her face must be replaced immediately upon capture. It is a dumpy-looking common peasantly face, while Jaime has fine features.
Katherine Hellmund* plays a psychiatric nurse who placates Jaime's repeated requests to contact Oscar at the OSI for confirmation of her identity, which is met with ridicule. Then they sedate her and put her in a padded cell and pass her a dry sandwich through a small hatch at the bottom of the door containing a paper plate and punch which contains a sedative! Evidenced in lethargy and brainfog.
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* I only recognize her from The Lady In White, and Angela's mother in Who's The Boss {watched for Alyssa Milano}

Doomsday Is Tomorrow 2: Basically a more or less boring preamble to the incredible part 2, where all the real action takes place! Although motives are explained. We meet The Inventor, and some more background on ALEX7000.

BIONIC MAN [Walk A Deadly Wing]: To Me, this was similar to /KR: Slamming Sammy's Shit kickin' roadshow & Circus Knights/, wherein Steve poses as a wandering cowboy hobo looking for oddjobs wherever he lands, finding this opportunity as a plane stuntrider, or literal "wingman", while surveying to obtain a veritable deathray from a hiding russian immigrant {who reminded Me of Tesla but sounded like the shelter ruskie}, on the run from certain rotten factions {who act like mafiosos} in his government after his technology. They also tried to blackmail him with the capture of his wife, but gains her back with the help of The Bionic Man! Steve knew that if the device was destroyed {which he flicked off the plane dimitri was intending futily to use on the protagonists}, they'd have to keep him alive to take him back to their country to rebuild another one, otherwise, they would have just killed him and examined it for themselves, eliminating what they would see as a problem.

BIONIC WOMAN [Doomsday Is Tomorrow 2]: This episode deals with an AI computer named ALEX 7000 that heads off a doomsday bomb, and who almost seems to admire Jaime at times for her surprising cyborg components, enough so that I thought he/it was falling in love! He would not quit at anything since he's programmed to win nomatter what, until he's washed out by the sprinkler system! She avoids a veritable obstacle course he sets up for her, wherein she does harm her circuitry, but interestingly, uses the computer's resources to fix herself! In the end, turns out ALEX is of course an extension of the inventor, who actually just wanted to teach the human race a lesson via memento mori, but ALEX develops a momentum all his own, and thus himself became the Doomsday Device! [plus a bomber was almost sacrificed with the pilots! who got the 808 termination code just in time! / vs. '404' proceed] Ends with some babble quote about turning swords into plowshares {Is 2:4}

"And He shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people; and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore."

Ironically enough, it seems the inventor sacrilegiously, became the impersonation of the demiurge, to make such a pretentious judgement! With a parallel quotation from THE OMEN:

"When the Jews return to Zion and a comet fills the sky, and the Holy Roman Empire rises; then you and I must die. From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, 'til man exists no more."

Which ironically is not an actual bible verse! Though the Revelations Number of The Beast obviously is:

"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." [Rev. 13:18]

BIONIC man [The Cheshire Project]: Suzanne Sommers was to be a pilot test flying for stealth technology, butturns Benedict Arnold for $1M! Betraying Austin, the OSI, & America! After being repeatedly contained, Austin finally busts out and escapes to later rescue Sommers from a bomb paced in her plane by the criminals! She has to go to prison for awhile. I mean, why did she do it? You can't spend that in prison!

BIONIC WOMAN [Biofeedback]: A very Megaman character named "Darwin" accompanies Jaime on this mission in East Germany to retrieve a device in possession of a disgruntled ex-OSI member. They encounter motion sensors, cameras, teargas, and Darwin is shot and thrown into the river, which displays his biological skills to slow his heart, control his complete anatomy, breathing, etc. Like a Ninja!
BIONIC GUY [Dark Side of The Moon 2]: Austin is still hostage on the moon with a villain who plans to aim a veritable deathray at the earth! He and the villain's daughter final gain the upper hand after almost being frozen to immobilization, until he had to attend to the device, like a motion sensitive bomb that he finally diverts into the cavernous surface of the moon. Not only does he get a kiss from the girl, but yes, The Bionic Man saved the earth!

BIONIC WOMAN [Jaime's Shield 2]: Jaime gets drugged and left to die by explosion in a warehouse, until her partner saves her from certain doom. Then they pick up and rescue the rest of the precinct held hostage in the cells. All engineered by foreign spies! In the end, instead of departing, she chooses to have a nice Lasagna dinner with her partner at a local eatery.
BIONIC MAN [Dark Side of The Moon]: Austin keeps on getting sabotages left and right by someone on the inside. Jack Colvin {McGee, HULK} stars as the villain, which marks the second appearance since Baron Constantine in Bionic Woman episode Kill Oscar. He lived in North Hollywood, which got Me thinking that living there was like being inside the shows themselves - after all, you never know if you'd appear in the background during filming some presentation! It was so fun!

BIONIC WOMAN [Jaime's Shield]: Jaime's mission is to become a cadet and monitor suspicious activity, when one of the cadets acting completely incompetent turns out to be a spy.
BIONIC MAN [Rollback]: A Halloween episode! Roller-derby robbers dressed up like various monsters, from Dracula to the Mummy, a skeleton and Frankenstein steal top secret government schematics of The Pentagon! Thwarted by Austin whose dressed like Robin Hood!

BIONIC WOMAN [The Vega Influence]: The zombie episode! Jaime and company arrive on an island base that is completely eerily deserted! All equipment is still on and functioning, but there's no one to be seen! Then they spot a meteorite that emits a sonic tone when the temperature is elevated. It turns out that this thing actually has a sort of will, enough to exude an effect upon human brains, essentially making them ambling zombies, even her acquaintances, though she's resistant because of her bionics. She finds a girl along the way hiding in a hanger.

BIONIC MAN [Killer Wind]: Overlapping plots herein! Bankrobbers get stuck in the sand, Steve and Rudy crash their plane nearby {Rudy breaks his leg and is later confused for one of the robbers}, and everybody ends up going to a local diner run by a gorgeous negress {Sheila Dewindt} that really turns Me on for some reason, with a very nice body - maybe because she reminds Me of Macabra. She has a cool formfitting shirt too - a rainbow with a lightning bolt across it - interesting. Butt there are some amusing sincronicities that can be cross-referenced. The fact that he plays a character named "Rhonda", and is asked "can you help me?" {as in 'Help Me Ronda'}; and her name is DeWindt in an episode about wind! HA! Inside jokes! Nice.
There's also some campers {very Y} who get stuck up in a skycar {Mt. Jacinto? Looks like it may be the same place Huell Howser went to that goes from the top of a mountain all the way down to the desert floor}, who Austin goes out on the cables to rescue, by basically sliding the car back to the loading dock! And all this while a violent storm's abrewin'! A lightning bolt actually strikes the skycar!

BIONIC WOMAN {Black Magic}: Must be a Halloween episode of the series. All-Stars "Uncle Vinnie" Vincent Price, Abe Vegoda {Godfather, Barny Miller; boring roles, yet recognizable}, the devilicious Julie Newmar {sexcruciatingly attractive Catwoman}, with Jaime playing a hot gypsy with thick lipstick and eyeliner {ready for action!}. Like a murder-mystery plot in an intriguing house not unlike The Black House, Addams Family, Munsters, etc., with a dungeon, false walls, secret doorways, hatches, hidden treasure, puzzle portrait, even a grotto that goes into a swamp! Turns out the butler did do it! This will be watched again!
BIONIC MAN [Deadly Countdown 2]: Someone is still trying to hack the shuttle but Steve eventually tracks them down and stops their operation! And gets the girl and returns her to her father as well! There's a really cool scene where he zips down a cable in a cage from the cockpit all the way back to the groundfloor, which I seem to remember as being part of the toyline.

BIONIC WOMAN [Kill Oscar [3]: Jaime and Steve sneak onto the island via submarine to finally make their way to the main facility where Oscar is being kept hostage. Being assailed by hellicopter {with an android pilot that looks like Cobra Commander!}, fembots in pursuit, and the ravages of a raging storm controlled by Houseman. Upon finally crossing a dam that becomes destroyed by lightning, they even rescue Houseman who insists on preserving his dignity by not getting picked up and carried away to safety by Jaime, but decides to go for himself.
BIONIC MAN: Steve and a lovely female asstronaut try to take off, but are thwarted by a co-worker whose daughter is being held captive. Meanwhile he's almost assassinated by some jailbird whose sent right back to prison after attempting an assault with a crane.

BIONIC WOMAN: Kill Oscar [2]. While Jaime still recuperates in the hospital, Steve Austin continues his rescuing efforts, but with much confusion due to the fembots and robots. I'll take 5 sexbots! Thank you!
BIONIC MAN: Sharks [2]. Remote controlled depthcharges are lowered to keep the sub in place, but the pirates blackmail Austin into moving the vessel away from them. The main pirate man suffers a heartattack, Steve saves him, and eventually makes it to the surface after also saving Rudy who was lowered then trapped in a capsule.

BIONIC WOMAN: Kill Oscar [1]. McGee [HULK] and Housman {"...they make money the old fashioned way... they EARN it!"} are in this one! Who devise a plot to kill Goldman! Jamie has a runin with fembots, until she jumps out a high window and damages her circuitry, landing her in the hospital. What else can those fembots do...?
BIONIC MAN: Sharks. Steve is on a mission to thwart a pirating madman who wants to steal subs and torpedoes to fund his own island, with a hot brunette daughter who controls sharks.

BIONIC MAN: An interesting episode about mentalism and psychic twins, controlling people with telepathy. Austin encounters a medium lady who helps him resolve the case.

BIONIC WOMAN: Jamie's on the high seas. Sam Picasso plays "Romero" - a hell of a character! Touched by Satan, blessed by Satan!
BIONIC MAN: To Catch An Eagle. The injun episode! Every series has the Halloween, injun, and Karate episode that's worth a watch! Even if you don't like the series, these will always prove amusing! So Austin has to pass the eagle test including having spears thrown at him, taming a wild horse, surviving in the wild by the elements, and finally catching an eagle, the patron animal of this particular Apache tribe. There's a gorgeous girl named "little deer" {who reminds Me of a cross between lupe fuentes & Shelly Duvall}, daughter of the medicine man. She's who I'd be concentrating on. The medicine man hates Austin because he's caucasian. A lot of chips on shoulders, and an aversion towards outsiders who would violate or disrespect traditions. But this is a matter of merit, and even though he uses his bionics, he does end up rescuing his friends while respecting their customs after all.

BIONIC WOMAN: Winning Is Everything. Jaime is out dunebuggy racing somewhere in India with some guy, wherein she's on a mission to retrieve a cassette tape with classified information. Being shot at as she's running through the desert when that racer guy comes back after leaving her at first, wherein she stops the perps by throwing a crowbar at their tire. Next thing you know she's all showered, in an evening dress, sipping champaign.
BIONIC MAN: Death Probe [2]. So Austin, the lady inventor, her russian co-worker, and Goldman come up with all sorts of theories to destroy the thing, from shooting it with a missile made out of the same material as it, which fails, to figuring that getting it up to 2,000 feet in the air would make it explode, due to its composition being ideal for atmospheric pressure beneath that height. But to do this, Austin has to attach a cable to a hook he has to screw in the top, but then his arm gives out while climbing back up to the hellicopter! [due to an earlier run-in with the Deathprobe], but eventually makes it back in, then eventually out on a parachute lest he blow up with the probe! Ends with he and the lady inventor friend gazing up at the moon, wondering about extraterrestrial life composing a device that would be more apt to survive under earthly conditions.

BIONIC WOMAN: Jamie's Mother. A touching episode featuring Jaime's mom, which got Me thinking about how much I love and adore My Mother! Similarities with the flowers, gardening, innate understanding, etc.
BIONIC MAN: Death Probe [1]. Sort of resembles a large dalek, with many surprises, including just those you can see, like the pincers and extendo-arm. It just goes around causing general havoc! The last scene of part 1 shows Austin battling with the thing, after having just been knocked down. Apparently, boulders don't seem to stop it! In one unintentionally humorous scene, after a farmer rancher yokel guy shoots at it, at which point a steel arm proceeds therefrom, bending his rifle in half. But it looms as though its rivet flicks upwards to flip him the bird!

BIONIC WOMAN: The Deadly Missiles. Some texas guy's operation and fundage is sabotaged by an acquaintance, with a radar jamming device, threats of launching missiles, security laser beams, keeping he and Jaime hostage {she with an injury to her circuitry due to her attempt at gathering information for the OSI, by an electrical shock}.

BIONIC WOMAN: CLAWS. Jaime goes to watch a lion named "Neil" {renamed adoptee TOGARE} at a reserve in the care of birdlady Tippi Hedrin {SHAMBALA}, which is actually not too far from here! And plan on visiting some day when the weather is cooler, whenever they're open. Togare is also in ROAR.
BIONIC MAN: Santamas epicsode. A Bionic xmas carol. Austin assumes the xmas carol ghosts role to show a scroogy company owner 'Horton Budge' {My Favorite Martian O'Hara} that he's being a butt. {lesser Derwood} Dick Sargent's also in it as a nephew doing penance for stealing something from him once upon a time. He's really cheap, using materials at the lowest possible cost, endangering employees, and crappy medications for himself, wherein he eventually & inevitably gets sick. Austin actually dresses up like Santa to both please the kids, and to take advantage of Horton's hallucinogenic state while recuperating, even up a segment of pavement walkway to form a gravestone, and jumping to trim a high branch for a yuletree.
But probably the is in a toystore {like the small independent one nextdoor to the Toys'R'Us}, while acquiring gifts, he pauses for a moment to reveal a Bionic Man action figure on the shelf behind him! The very same I had! AWESOME! Too bad there were no Shogun Warriors too! {Like in Wonder Woman! Raideen, Mazinga, Dragun}.

Angel of Mercy: Andy Griffith plays a hellicopter operator who takes Jaime into a warfare jungle to save a man and his wife stuck under concrete. He is unaware of her abilities, but are incrementally revealed. They encounter a cute native boy who looks like he would be fun.
[* note: jinxboy Oliver plays a student of hers in this one, making a brief appearance in the classroom]
A Thing From The Past: Jaime's friend "Harry Anderson" [sic; eg, sim. 'Nightcourt'} has a hidden past life that catches up with him, wherein he witnessed a murder in Chicago, then fled to Ohai, California {near Santa Barbara}. A murderer named Stone and his goons come looking for him. Austin appears at the end to transport Anderson for judicial information.
[* note: one of the opportunistic goons is also in Knight Rider as Police Lieutenant Dickerson in Final Verdict [S1/E11]; and also happens to be in OMEN III: The Final Conflict as Damien's confidant! And EXORCIST III: LEGION}

BIONIC WOMAN: A Thing of The Past. Just caught the tailend of that one too, which I will also have to watch later on in-between those times when there's really nothing on, to fill in space, and this would be perfect! All I know right now is that it had Austin in it! I love crossovers like that!
BIONIC MAN: The Thunderbird Connection [p2]. Austin escapes while they tie him up to a tree by breaking the ropes and using the very tree to back them into a ditch! Then proceeds to disable the vehicle and bionic run to the prison to retrieve the prince, the lady, and the true rebeleader! They eventually get to the base and abscond with the boy inside a hidden portion of the jet nose, but then Austin discovers a bomb onboard! Being that he can;t experience G-Force which disorients his bionic perceptions making him dizzy, the Thunderbird girl helps him to stabilize while exiting the explosive from the cockpit, until they finally land on US soil.

BIONIC WOMAN: Angel of Mercy. Has Andy Griffith in it, and a native boy. It deals with planes, in which Jaime started the rutter.
BIONIC MAN: The Thunderbird Connection [p1]. Austin becomes a jet pilot in order to train for the rescue of a foreign prince under threat of assassination from the corrupt government and presiding ruler. Takes place in a desert middleastern country so-named "Budabi", an obvious take on "Abudabi". Left off with fake rebels knocking Austin out to be killed under the direction of the corrupt dicktater. That little shit he's risking his life to save tattles on him, thus imprisoning him, but begins cooperating with the royal lady - maybe he'll get a piece of her too?
As an aside, Austin gets to date the pretty girl on the Thunderbirds team, whom up until then had a bad run-in with, with a bad attitude, and even after he gets the cars SHE ran into unstuck, races off getting mud on his suit! She has a chip on her shoulder about being a discriminated woman.

BIONIC WOMAN: Welcome Home Jaime. Jaime is sent as a spy to monitor the activities of a professional thief criminal, who utilizes her abilities to break into safes and rob top secret documents, until she's eventually sold out herself for her bionic composition. But through all this, the son has a conscious, gets tires of standing in his shadow, and saves Jaime from becoming parts.
BIONIC GUY: Uncle Sancho plays an international arms dealer whose dealing with missiles unbeknownst to a pretty accomplice who just thinks he's helping out her country. He attempts to blackmail the OSI {Office of Scientific Intelligence}. With the aid of gliders {as featured on Huell}, she drops honing devices about a military instillation. She's also an artist who works in a message into her piece displaying buzzards into the wings.

BIONIC WOMAN: Jamie Sommers {who reminds Me of Laura} is assigned to protect a foreign leader from assassins, surviving repeated attempts to terminate her as well. Including being gassed in a fake stairwell and sent down a hill to crash, not to mention avoiding being shot! While doing all of this, she also falls in love with a co-worker.
BIONIC MAN: In the doppelganger episode Double Trouble, Flip Wilson plays both a foreign leader and a comedian who is implanted with a chip that makes him obey so he can impersonate the leader so as to not cooperate with the west & democracy {which would hypothetically be entirely their choice to do so, even though villainized}, when the true original intent is to integrate democracy. Along with way, he dons a nun's habit to hide from the manipulators, reminding Me of Sister Act where he greatly resembles Whoopie Goldberg in drag!
The Most Dangerous Enemy, which has an Island of Dr. Moreou theme, in which a female scientists was experimenting on chimps to increase intelligence in humans, but since it was not perfected, carried some side effects, including schizophrenia, super strength, and photophobia, eventually leading to death. Steve's friend becomes infected after being bitten by one of the chimps, and goes primal & antagonistic, after being convinced that they are trying to kill him and keep the feeling of super strength to himself! After trying to kill them both, including toppling a gas canister into the campfire, smashing equipment, finally falls into a quicksand pit, where Steve rescues him by suspending on a rope tied between two palmtrees.

LaVey

SatanMe Hellbox, Mascots of Evil


SatanMe Hellbox
  • Midnight series Pentabolt: Dark gray variation dark enough to appear black, for a black on black effect! Coloration represents The Black Flame Animus & The flames of Hell, The Power of Will, and Lucifer's rebellious strength!
  • Silver Pentabolt with black bolt: Highly reflective silver pentagram with black lightning bolt design representing The Black Flame.
  • Touch of The Devil 3D Blackomet {polished black}: Behold The face of Satan! Emerging into the 3rd dimension, likened a monstrance effect - Satan emergent! Dimensions revealed in flickering candlelight with facial characteristics manifest. Ideal for Workings.
  • Black Sulfur sigil: Truly taking root in the bowels of The Black Earth, hellements of earth & fire & brimstone! Sabbatic Baphomet seated upon infernal throne, extending into the angles; infinity & totality in perpetual regeneration.
  • Satanic Bible Baphomet stickers {magenta on black, like the cover of The Satanic Bible}
  • Hellographic Baphomet stickers: Demonstrates kaleidoscopic effect upon oscillation. Opalescent to represent the varying perspectives and dimensions within the sublime darkness that is Satanism.
  • The Secret Life of A Satanist book: Additional material and photography, appendices, to complement the original. Always a pleasure to reread and peruse into the night.
  • Red on Blackground Baphomet banner: Heavy material with silken sheen, deep red blends into the gloom. perfect complement for any diabolical Altar.
  • Satanic Bible LaVey poster print {red wash; perfect for The founder & High Priest, the iconographic image from the back of The Satanic Bible}.
Mascots of Evil

Mascots of Evil

Supplementing The Mascots of Evil collection with these recent forgings from The Abyss {to accompany ϟLAYERMercyful Fate King Diamond]. Each serves to enhance the atmosphere and increase the innate overall psychodramatic nefarious energy of one's Satanic environment! Like a combination Lock principality of Hell!
The concept of resonant effigies, thoughtform possession permeate these ancient Sorcery secrets unto themselves, and for our kind are instinctual and empowering!
Each are comprised with Kennermatic composition for desired arrangements.

  • The very wicked Magna Satan from VENOM Black Metal {inspired by cover 1 from Man, Myth, & Magic: Illustrated Encyclopedia of The Supernatural} remains one of the most unholy & diabolically pure presentations of the archetype. Decided to compleat His look by adding a cloak AND gauntlets, even a Staff of Power! And it really came out quite well! After all, just observing the EviLive In '85 performance, one detects Him wearing a hood on what could be a cloak, so it has been replicated.
  • To accompany the MERCYFUL FATE into KING DIAMOND personification, the tophat version circa Voodoo and beyond complements perfectly. With the visage of a demonic rictus, He carries Lucifer's Lantern of undefiled wisdom, guiding him through the secrets of The Occult, and the lambent haunted halls of The Mansion to encounter the next horror!
  • The Beast Devil from IRON MAIDEN Number of The Beast album, also remains a most remarkable demonstration of an infernal mask of Satan!
winged skull, vampire, predator

Dark Shadows Fangiversary


The timeless supernatural Gothic thriller presentation celebrates another anniversary into forever. Here on the wake of Year One of The Age of Fire, was featured Witchcraft, The Occult, Vampires, werewolves, necromancy, Satanic cults, ghosts, et al! Wicked scenarios wrapping the mind in a web of intrigue & fascination, sometimes inspiring further investigation for autodidactic pursuits.

I would also strive to return back to The Lair by the time the presentation aired. Only I happened to be watching reruns of the entire series on KDOC 56 way after its original airing, as it was new to Me at the time, then I would eventually possess much of the series upon their release on DVD. I had the pleasure of attending a performance of Frid's "Fridiculousness" presentation, featuring narrations of various horror stories, and acquired an autographed playbill therefrom.



Knight

Is Not Was, Roccult


Is, not was

Whatever one wishes to include as part of one's subjective experience in whatever genre to enhance and empower one's being, is considered in the present form, regardless of any proposed constraints or limitations, which are irrelevant.

For instance, the perpetual influence a creator, inventor, performer, in their chosen field of endeavor radiates upon the world, whose manifestations are continually appreciated, is regarded in the present tense.

Presentations, musick, literature, enjoyed as a constant in the timeless present are relevant to the Now.

Roccult

I. Occult-related rock musick, presented in a horror theatrical style; also includes Heavy Metal {Black, Death, Doom, etc.}, and Goth. II. Musick that gives The Devil His due. [alt. spelling "rockult"]

Note: This particular nomenclature refers to the Rock & Metal genres, although The Satanic certainly manifests in all genres and permeates throughout The Arts.

Devil, incubus, gentleman, martini, scoundrel

Hats off to Hatten!

SPECHTREUM



I'd watch Family Film Festival with Tom Hatten on KTLA channel 5 every weekend! That twirling ribbon & theme song betokens some fun entertainment on the way! I always enjoy his quips and trivia about the film presentation, and Popeye cartoons! Always looked forward to The Sea Hag's appearances and the goons! I believe this was the first time I ever saw "Munster, Go Home!"

I Preserved quite a few favorites on tape, including Clash of The Titans, Aladdin, Hercules, Pippi Longstocking, and others. He'd play movies that were not in theaters, timeless classics and hidden gems which remained unforgettable, and in some ways, formative. He very much became like an Uncle playing his magical movies for you.

Hats off and a Horn tip!

Thank you Tom Hatten for providing many a pleasant weekend afternoon with your informative inclusions and charming demeanor! If someone is so inclined, to re-air this theater show on weekends again, it would be greatly appreciated!

Shadowmancer

Hellemental Draegon pocketwatch

POSSESSIONS

The Wicked Warlock of The West
thorns


thorns

I Am pleased to possess this wonderful piece! Totally My style, hellegant & ornate! Classic, like something that would have been present in the Palace of Emperor Wu! Like the same artisan that crafted the fingertrap in The Addams Family also made this piece!

The front face features ritrah-style elemental dragon, materializing upon the four winds of Lucifer, Hellfire from The Pit, The Stygian depths, the deep caverns and grottoes of the black earth, arising fierce with thunder & lightning, limitless power, asserting timeless inertia and immortality!

The clock face is of a hellegant quality, with filigreed arms, one as a Hellcrown, black on parchment white, inclusive of the 24-hour clock {13'o clock & on!}; back features a flora fauna ornate decoration of Belial. It arrives with an 80cm bronze chain which one can either wear around one's neck like a necklace, or string from one's vest.



ADDENDUM

This possession reminds Me of the evocative film "The Girl, The Gold Watch, & Everything" [commentary], wherein a stopwatch stops all time, and one can do whatever one wants for an expanse of one hour! Imagine the possibilities! Mostly salacious ones! Interesting. Ever wonder how certain things seemingly relocate to other parts of the house, or objects in one's usual haberdashery are relocated to other clothing and locations? Or an article of decoration is slightly askew, and other odd physical sensations suddenly occurring without explanation...?

The Twilight Zone released an episode entitled A Kind of Stopwatch, wherein all stands still upon pressing the bewitched charm. The Friday The 13th series made a version of this idea as well, which is most enjoyable. The items that would be kept in this store, as well as From Beyond The Grave, is most favored aesthetically & purposefully.

Knight

#10yearschallenge!

EviLive journal has initiated this so-called "#10yearschallenge" and contacted Me with the following link. Well, I Am amused to do so! Let it be done!



The post office by Haunted Turnbull Canyon* is the one I regularly went to when eviliving at a former residence, and would conduct Blackthorne Productions business therein. One day I noticed this wonderful collection being offered, and took that opportunity immediately to posses these arcane tributary items, of a Master of The Macabre, inspirational figure, perhaps even unto My own Satanic Serenades. A vouchsafed treasure.




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* Upon which The Legend of Haunted Devil's Canyon is based.
* January XLIII

Shadowmancer

Mean Gene, Super Dave, & The Captain!




Mean Gene Okerlund

I recollect Mean Gene Okerlund in his primary station of WWF commentator, always the small balding man with the large voice on the side, helping interviews go as smoothly as possible. He did his job well, and was amusing at times by his reactions, at times becoming viscerally involved, even training with Hulk Hogan! He also has his own action figure!*

When not around, one missed Him! Fortunately, he is a constant throughout the history of Professional Wrestling, whose interactions can be appreciated forever!

~> Video Playlist: Best of Mean Gene
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* The first line labeled him a "manager", but was always a commentator! Subsequent versions corrected that.





Super Dave Osbourne

Before Jackass and the like, from stints on Jon Bryner through many others to David Letterman & Johnny Carson shows unto achieving his own presentation, Super Dave entertained audiences with his creative and comedic shenanigans in a well-meaning manner, with a heroic personae, not unlike Evel Knievel, placing life and limb to extreme situations and stunts for the entertainment of stalwart fans.

I always looked forwards to his segments, and knew they were to be absolutely hilarious! Enjoyed timelessly.



Captain & Tennille

The Captain & Tennille, the glamorous lady & the guy dressed like a Captain, Sailor,* or some such {like Mr. Rourke meets Village people}, a seemingly odd pairing, one may be familiar with a few of their songs from the radio, similar to The Carpenters, in a playfully romantic repartee', such as Do That To Me One More Time, Love Will Keep Us Together, Happy Together {orig. The Turtles}, Shop Around {orig. The Miracles}, and of course, arguably their most "famous" goofy tune for being delightfully strange, "Muskrat Love", featuring the purported sounds of squeaks and squeals from muskrats made entirely on a keyboard!

The music plays almost mesmeric sounds incorporating the xylophone, smooth rhythms and instruments with utterly carnal lyrics. They even had their own figures! Recall that from Toys 'R' Us!

Shadowmancer

Penny for your thoughts...

What's to say about Penny Marshall, except I only recognize her from the Laverne & Shirley sitcom, playing Laverne, which I never watched. Still, she was a thread in a minuscule way while changing the channels, and because of this news, might give the series a go from time to time,* as some of those shows one didn't watch when they were syndicated for whatever reason, while preserving the retrovolution of the timeless now, and Pax 66∞99 Draconum.

Even more so, I always found the lyrics of the theme song remarkable, in the sense that it is quite a Satanic tune, actually. {See below} After all, it is where you find it, which tends to be in the most unlikely places, but you know it when you hear/see it, not unlike My Way, I Gotta' Be Me, The "Impossible" Dream {follow that "star"}, and others.

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* as these shows also tend to not only be reflective of societal events, but other shows as well!





Give us any chance we'll take it
Read us any rule we'll break it
We're going to make our dreams come true
Doing it our way
Nothing's going to hold us back now
Straight ahead and on the track now
We're going to make our dreams come true
There ain't nothing we won't try
Never heard the word impossible
This time there's no stopping us
We're going to do it
On your marks, get set, and go now
Got a dream and we must know now
We're going to make our dreams come true
And we'll do it our way, yes our way
Make all our dreams come true
When we do it our way, yes our way
Make all our dreams
Come true
For me and you
\,,/



Then there's THIS!

Devil, incubus, gentleman, martini, scoundrel

Reminiscing [bored game]


R e m i n i s c i n g
TDC Games

Played the "Reminiscing" board game recently, and found it to be primarily focused on Politics & sports, with some music, TV, & film references, though quite obscure, like you really had to be there paying attention to herd programmed preoccupations. You have to think like Meathead Mike from All In The Family here. Even if one may have been there at the time, the trivia booklets spanning 1940-1970 is still rather particular and needlessly detailed, on some sponsor of a gala event, etc., kind of ridiculous.

Of this single play thusfar, no references to The Addams Family, Munsters, Dark Shadows, Bewitched, Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, The Outer Limits, Batman, or even The Brady Bunch encountered, but plenty references to Watergate, terrorist factions, hippies, & other trendy topics of the era.

Yet what really saved the game for Me, granting an extra point, is probably one of the coolest questions numbered 666 from the "1970's": Among the clues offered are "She has ruby red lips", "raven hair" "sparks fly from her fingertips" - none other than Eagles' "_____________".

Items included are two mini die, one black & one red, and three pegs. One progresses according to the sum of the toss. The board is constructed with two punctured lanes which travel along a rectanglar path with choice indications from the stated decades, and even one Player's Choice option. There's also a booklet of random questions in which the player shares personal experiences according to the subject matter mentioned.

To make the game educational as well as exponentially increase the fun dynamic, I recommend playing with Wizzo [phone, laptop, or PC] at the ready, to call up whatever references in the game on the interweb superhighway, as well playing for stakes of money &/or sexual favors.


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