From an amusing and brief conversation earlier this wonderfully overcast morning; as we were driving past Church's Chicken, I jestingly inquired "Do you get drive-through confessions, baptisms, and marriages with your order? Can you be married by Elvis?" No, the employees do not have clerical collars, and the food does not quite measure up to KFC's, in My opinion - but is actually kind of greasy. Also tried Popeye's Chicken once upon recommendation of Little Nicky, and that comes in at a second. Although ultimately, I prefer cheeseburgers.