Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

Shasta Tiki Punch soda


Guest Review

Shasta Tiki Punch
By Turbo Boy (Michael David)

This is a review of the best drink on the planet (and probably in space, too!): Tiki Punch. Tiki punch tastes like an adventure where you are exploring an island in search of the mighty Tiki god to scare away L. McD. It is so fruity and delicious that I could drink it all day, even in my morning chocco-cereal. It provides the best refreshment after an adventure, or when you've been out turbo boosting all day. I like to have it in my favorite cup, or even right from the bottle (but only when my mom isn't looking!). I always get so excited when I see it in the grocery haul. So if you see it at the store, you should get it! You won't regret it!

Pairs well with: Chocco pies, turbo boosting, adventure, and your favorite munch.

5/5 Thumbs Up!

Michael David
Michael David, A.K.A., "Turbo Boy".
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