Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

"Gospel in a nutshell"...

The Gospel according to Hypo-Tater-mus

I can pray to potato?Latest addition to the Book of Blindlight propaganda. At least it could come with an actual peanut attached. Reminds Me of My order for Satanic Panic fest America's Best Kept Secret: A Look At Modern Day Satanism VHS which came complete with a bag of popcorn. But this is by far the cheapest, minimal effort tract I have yet witnessed, with a front cover drawing of something that looks like perhaps a toddler might scribble, with the ubiquitous John 3:16 on the back, and that's it.

What about the 'drawing'? A sandy footprint? An amoeba? A brown pickle? A dried up potato? A rotten banana? Feculence? If you turn it sideways, it sort of resembles a ghost that was in a tommy gun shootout. Yet it seems appropriate after all, and even the title is ironic in itself. Made for peanuts for nuts, taking the short bus to heaven. It's like an Everything Is Terrible video collage. If this type of thing actually 'converts' someone towards their 'cause', then good riddance.

Printed out by an outfit called The Free Tract Society. They sure have nothing on those hellarious Chick tracts, which tend to at least have some amusing diabolical illustrations to accompany the absurd lurid stories, which is the attraction about them. ∞

Potato Jesus Approves!
Potato Jesus Approves!

Tags: blindlight, blindlighters, christianity, christinsanity, mental illness, propaganda, satanic panic, stupidity

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