Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

Further evidence of Infernal Progeny

It was related to Me recently by the Mother of All Satans, that I would on occasion race about in the home from time to time proclaiming "I Am God!" as a Dracling. Further evidence confirming Magus LaVey's observation of the fact that Satanists are indeed born, not made.

To the shock of the maternal progenitor, once upon a weekly mass, I was discovered drawing a devil in a missal {for those unaware, these are booklets stationed in pews containing verses and homilies that the congregation follows along with, in what essentially amounts to the mass' itinerary}.

It was also related to Me upon one occasion of being baby-sat, that for whatever reason, the babysitter attempted to drown The Dracling in the tub, but was 'rescued' as if by some mysterious force. Seemingly frightened by something, the babysitter abandoned ship and was never heard from again. ∞

Tags: autobiography, dracling, dracumentary, evilutions, infernal progeny

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