Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

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Camp shenanigans

"When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."

~ 11th Satanic Rule of The Earth, Anton Szandor LaVey.

I was reminded earlier this morning about an amusing incident which occurred back as a Dracling when I was attending YMCA Camp. In My opinion, it is yet more evidence that Satanists are born, and not 'made':

I recall a certain overgrown 'bully' harassing campers now and then, when to his misfortune, he decided to come after Me, for whatever reason. After asking him to leave Me be two times, I stood My ground and delivered a back kick right under his chin, at which point he promptly fell on his back and 'swallowed' his tongue. At the time I was not aware that the tongue could in fact revert into the throat and cause possible death. Anyhow, camp 'councelors' came running over, an ambulance as well as his mother were called, who looked over at Me with both disbelief and disdain. This overgrown fellow must have been at least 6' 4" at the time, and this was in 6th grade! Which would have been impressive for a 12 year old, comparatively.*

They threatened to call My sensei, but I knew he would understand - this was after all, done in self-defense, and I do recall a certain glance from him as if to express a wordless sentiment of pride. His efforts were certainly not wasted on Me.

The now ex-bully was pulled out of camp, and I never saw him again, but I Am sure he learned his lesson well.

Which reminds Me of another incident from camp:

There was another camper I had some contention with. We had gone to the beach {yech - lightmare} that day. We were at one point exchanging scorn, when he all of a sudden fell into a mangled heap upon himself, crying and clutching his foot. Seems that during the distraction, he had stepped upon some shards of glass partially concealed in the sand. slicing the sole of his foot all the way up to between his big toe. Some resident medical personnel arrived on the scene, and he too was removed from the program never to be seen again.

* I now stand over 6', and can understand such a perspective from elementary school.


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