October 11th, 2020

winged skull, vampire, predator

halloween asks, yes please

A: What are you being for Halloween this year? SATAN.
B: Favorite costume from past Halloweens? Satan, Ninja, Zorro, Vader, Batman, Dracula.
C: Do you still go trick or treating? Yes, but I may be too tall. Would go as an escort.
D: Top 3 favorite scary movies. Exorcist, Amityville Horror, DRACULA.
E: Top 3 non-scary Halloween movies. Hocus Pocus, The Halloween Tree, When Good Ghouls Go Bad.
F: Do you watch Halloween specials on TV? Yes! Love the documentaries, as well as marathons and movie runs like FreeForm's 31 Days of Halloween!
G: What was your first Halloween costume? Ma dressed Me like a tiger.
H: Would you ever wear a “sexy” Halloween costume? Definitely!
I: Most ridiculous “sexy” costume you’ve seen? jebus the hobo god.
J: Would you rather go to a Halloween party or go trick or treating? Trick or Treating 1st, then party!
K: Favorite candy to find in your trick or treat bag? Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Rocky Road bar.
L: Candy or other goodies that make you want to cut a bitch when someone gives them to you? Loosely wrapped hard candy, or peppermint.
M: Any Halloween traditions? Hallowmass, Dracomeroth.
N: Have you ever been tricked on Halloween? Not that I recall.
O: Costumes: make or buy? Both. Usually add an improvisation to a bought one.
P: Have you ever pulled a Halloween prank? Not really, but I used to pull pranks all year long. Otherwise I can think of sexualizing Trick or Treat, suck My meat, I'll give you something good to eat! Trick = give, Treat = receive.
Q: Do you believe in ghosts? Yes, most definitely, See them from time to time, and regularly out on My walks over by the gate, named Emily!
R: You’re in a horror movie. Are you the final girl, the first to die, the comic relief, the skeptic, the smart one, or the killer? The Killer & The smart one.
S: You’re in a zombie apocalypse. What’s your weapon of choice? Machine gun, granade launcher, chainsaw.
T: Costumes: scary, sexy, or funny? 1,2,3 in that order.
U: You’re a ghost. How do you spend Halloween? Feeling up girls.
V: Trick or treating: how old is too old? 13.
W: Do you pass out candy on Halloween? Would, but nobody ever comes over to The Devil House!
X: Do you go trick or treating even when it’s raining? Yes! Actually adds to the effect!
Y: Top 3 favorite scary stories/books. Same as movies. Amityville Horror, Exorcist, real-case parapsychological / possession documentaries.
Z: Trick or treat? YES!