August 5th, 2018


Pumpkin Patch Kids

To Me, these are manifestations of the Demon God of Culinary pleasures I playfully refer to as "Goatis" {a take on "Otis", the patriarch & protector of The Cabbage Patch Kids}, whom I plan on having framed prints of on the walls in the Kitchen & Dining areas, along with The Coffee Devil, etc.; but instead of the odiously-termed "Garbage Pail Kids", I'd rather refer to these as Pumpkin Patch Kids - those CPK's that were born in that OTHER patch {akin to a Halloweentowne} which actually have further interests, more developed personalities, accouterment preferences, and tastes in a plethora of multimedia expression.

Hail Goatis!


Draconis Blackthorne, shadowgram, Dracomet

Nightstalker Questionnaire

Nightstalker questionnaire

Full Name: Draconis Blackthorne Date of Birth: 2/1/∞
Height, Weight, shoe size: 6'1", 275 {muscular}, 12/13. Hometown: Hell. The Infernal Empire. Northollywood, California.
Marital status: Single. Family: Addams {metarchetypal}; Mother, plant, Patch.
Wheels: Dracmobile. KITT/Batmobile/Hearse. Brothers: 1 estranged 1/2 brother [F] named "Fernando" {My recollection of him is being mounted by a dog humping away; last time I saw him was brifly at a former address as he awaited the donor}. Sisters: 1 estranged 1/2 sister [F] named "Olivia" {I'd bed her if I had the chance! I recall on a couple of occasions getting a nice feel here and there, and slowly peeling off her pants in the dark as she slept, while her nubile flesh was illuminated by a soft nightlight, a wisp of pubic hair & warm strawberries & cream skin}. Last time I saw her was at the Compton address, as she cried into My arms, yet I was cold at the time, due to negative parental influence. But they were both actually quite fun to play with}.
Most treasured honor: Church of Satan Warlock; whenever a lover presents themselves to Me.
Most perfect man or woman: Myself | Baphomet | Woman: Elvira, Morticia, Vampira, Lily Munster.
Childhood hero(s): Satan, Dark Vader, Batman, Dracula. Monsters.
Favorite TV shows: Addams Family, Munsters, Dark Shadows, Bewitched, Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, Tales From The Darkside, Monsters, Tales From The Crypt, Movie Macabre, Knight Rider, CHiPs, California's Gold, Europe, Benny Hill, The Three Stooges, Mr. Bean, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Dracula, Werewolf. She-Wolf of London, ALF, Mr. Belvedere, WWF Wrestling.
Favorite Movies: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Legend, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, The Addams Family / Values, Elvira: Mistress of The Dark & Elvira's Haunted Hills, Midnight Offerings, The Devil's Rain, The Devil's Daughter, Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, The Omen 1-4, Star Wars trilogy, Satanic Sickies, The Nightmare Before Xmas, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, all Tim Burton.
Favorite songs: Music of The Night, Bewitched,
Favorite singers: Glenn Danzig, Peter Steele, Messiah Marcolin, Blackie Lawless, Ronnie James Dio, King Diamond, Bruce Dickinson, Rob Halford.
Favorite musicians: ibid. Too extensive to list here. I preserve a list of "Dracommendations", but these tend to fluctuate according to mood & discovery.
Hobbies: Collecting Occult arcana, weapons, Erotica, Sex.
Favorite meal: Meatloaf {"chicken fried" style with melted cheese in the center}, corned beef, Mexican food - burritos, Italian food - Lasagna, pasta with red sauce. Spinach, corn, cabbage, potatoes. Salad, macaroni, etc.
Why you wrote me:
Recommended books: LaVey, Gilmore, Blackthorne, HP Lovecraft.
Last book read: Strange Events Beyond Human Understanding by Robert Tralins.
Ideal Evening: Performing a ritual or ceremony, Watching Horror/Occult films & documentaries in a Satanic Gothic environment upon My Throne, listening to Metal, drinking beer from a skull mug & smoking cigarettes with graveyard/bat ashtray, My serpent, rats, backyard hellhounds, & horny, pretty Goth girls.
Every January 1st, I resolve: I don't. That is saved for Dracmas, being My immortal nativity celebration. To preserve as many ideal evenings as possible.
Nobody knows I'm: ?
My biggest regret: Whichever may have granted an opportunity for indulgence with those I still desire, and would take the first opportunity if presented before Me.