June 30th, 2018


Forever Eli

Devil Mother
Hail Elvia full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb. Praise to Elvia Mother of God, grant us Thine Blessings now and forever more. Amon.

Elvia DeLaGarza Quiroz is a truly wonderful lady in just about every way, multi-talented & excelling in everything she tries her hand at, from Cosmetology, painting, horticulture, needlepoint, sewing, and as a mother.

Originating from Spanish-settled land, a little Spanish lady with blonde hair, who lived upon a hacienda with a father who owned a successful cantina*, a large man with striking red hair, who was one day gunned-down in a standoff with an infamous bandit Zapata, a dishonorable cheating coward, 'Quiroz' refusing to stand down to criminality. Would have been an ideal time for Zorro!

Fearing the rest of the family would have been killed, enslaved, or females raped, she was given a small fortune and put on a plane for America, landing in Hollywood, where she attended classes at Hollywood High, Valley College, & Marinello School of Beauty. She acquired her own apartment shortly after landing in LA, only staying with her friend for a short while, where I would be babysat.

  • Cosmetology: After acquiring a degree in Cosmetology, Hair Curl Beauty Salon in North Hollywood was fortunate to have her, under two managements, quickly becoming a favorite beautician excelling in contemporary and classic hairstyles, including manicures, fast developing a clientele of celebrities and their spouses, many others, and those who worked on crews with them. Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball, etc. [particularly befriended the spouse of Yakima Canutt]
  • Painting: Arraying her home, a plethora of creations displayed in ornate frames decorate the walls, as well as photography of those elements that mean the most to her.

  • Horticulture: She raised a nursery of a plethora of plants in very many pots right outside her window on the balcony and the front porch, from cacti, lilies, roses, bluebells, sunflowers, palms, ferns, and many other varieties; although her favorites seem to be the cacti, who grow into many strange transmutations, each unique. She talks to them like her children and familiars, and they respond in kind. For her own peculiar reasons, she retained My Kenner Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars action figure at the base of a fern.
  • Sewing/needlepoint: Another one of her favorite pastimes became the needle and yarn creations, everything from sweaters to blankets to hats, mittens, even a fan cozy! She went through a doll-making phase, in which she sewed the bodies to various clowns & baby dolls. She's always going, to the point where one of her nicknames became "Spider Lady". Her favorites are the "Blueboy", 'Mona Lisa", & "Pinkie".
  • Collections: She loves collecting novelties and souvenirs according to what she appreciated at the time, from King Tut to legions of Smurfs, Garfields, and various stuffed characters, to glass figurines of all types, and plastic figures as well, all of which would eventually find their way into a menagerie populating the nativity scene at the base of the xmas tree each year. Then there's the lightup 3D jesus lamportrait that follows you through the room, and the garish jesus head medallion necklace festooned in the center of a squared cross, which was almost like her own personal "Baphomet".
  • Mother: A sterling matriarch, enrolling me in private schools, through Hellementary to St. Charles Borromeo Catholic school to Village Christian, even though My own path eventually took Me to more secular and carnal pursuits. She even managed to get Me baptized at the Vatican! Karate classes from Kenpo to Tae Kwon Do {each dojo taught a plethora of various other styles as well}, to even Dux Ninjutsu & Rocky's Gym, where I began My heavy weightraining; with YMCA Camp all remmus long during the day. Her 9-5 schedule doing what she enjoyed, where I would return home after school letting out at 2:10, arriving home at about 3pm to watch favored shows {He-Man!}, and meet her a bit after 5 daily. We enjoy watching mutual shows together as well, from movies to series like Growing Pains & Family Ties, then Europe {Rick Steves} & California's Gold/Green/Faires, etc. {Huell Howser} while eating cookies on the couch. Through all My shenanigans, particularly that through The Satanic Panic enacted as "Devil Dave", she remained resolute and loving, even if she had to pull out the "chancla" or later the wire hanger to keep a sense of balance during some of My worst offences. Overall, her story in bringing The Devil's spawn to fruition resembles Rosemary's Baby, with a plethora of strange occurrences, dreams, and impressions that led her to having her baby baptized at he Vatican is most telling; though the Devilution went from said Rosemary's Baby {her experience}, to The Omen & Damien Omen II though hellementary & Jr. High; The Exorcist though High School; Omen III & The Devil's Rain through College & beyond}.

Always following her inner passions, achieving the enviable ideal of being payed for doing something she truly enjoyed, where work and play were interchangeable. Though translating her psychologically latent terminology with Catholic references, she was actually quite a Witch in her own right, fully employing Lesser & Greater Magic with expertise and effectuality. We eventually moved from North Hollywood to Baldwin Park; upon her eventual relocation from Baldwin Park to Highland Park, she recreated her world to her perfection. She also loved to walk - a lot, all over the hallways and courtyards she enjoyed, up & down the hill to the market, only taking her car to church and further locations into town. She preserved a chair and table set near the window overlooking the garden and gazebo and nearby hills populated by wolves and other wildlife, where she partakes of coffee, yogurt, then her favorite rotisserie chicken, eating candies like Hershey's kisses and chewing gum constantly the rest of the time, even attending aerobics classes!

She was certain to live well past her mortal centennial, as did her mother, yet man's perfidious deception based upon envy & jealousy, interfered with her longevity, parasitically extending its poisonous influence, weakening her constitution by removing her from her thriving environment into a toxic situation. Yet truth emerged and a full understanding was preserved, regardless of the lower man's attempts to diminish or manipulate, and by Satan's Grace, we are one. While those without exist in redundant misery & degeneration.

Hail Elvia!


* She frequently mentions a philter called "pulque" as being a popular drink served there.

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