June 26th, 2018

winged skull, vampire, predator

Fantastic Beasts

SPECHTREUM

Fantastic BeastsFantastic Beasts {And Where To Find Them} strikes as a sort of Harry Potter meets Beastmaster set in early 20th century America.

A rogue British Wizard travels to America back when immigrants were allowed to drove from Europe legally en masse. He with his magical briefcase containing enchanted creatures of various sorts. Along the way, he meets a "nomag" {collective word for unfortunately teeming unmagical people, commoners akin to muggles}, a likable stout fellow who happens to be a baker of doughy confections with an infectious sense of humor.

The creatures thrive in a magical multi-dimensional garden akin to their particular elements. One of the most impressive beasts for me in this menagerie is the Thunderbird, native to the southwest, whose wings bring forth thunder & lightning, and the mighty winged serpent Quetzacoatl.

In the end, they must make the muggle forget, but not without eventual rewards for his help.

Wonderful CGI, with fluidity and spectacular scenery in stark contrasts of commerce & the age of mechanical invention. The imaginative and the practical in complementary rapport.

Devil, incubus, gentleman, martini, scoundrel

Ha-ba-Ñero... Hell-a-peño...

SNACKRIFICE


A veritable Succubus partakes to the tune of Motley Crue's Shout At The Devil.

El DIABLO Thick Burger
Carl's Jr. Ingredients: charbroiled beef patty, cheesy jalapeno poppers, habanero bacon ranch sauce, bacon, jalapenos and pepper jack cheese on a Premium Bun.

Carl Baphomet

Meat "Carl" {a veritable confectionery "Baphomet"}, the indulgent & well-fed happy Pentagram both encompassing the V/Pentruvian man & a face of pleasure.

Took at trip throughout the Black Earth recently to sample the mortal's latest offering the "El Diablo Burger {note the DB there} touted as a "thick burger" {much closer to a regular 'Drac serving' here} combination with onion rings & fries, cherry coke, then ice coffee, plus a "kid's meal" {Baaah!} featuring "Troll Hunters" {now, why would anybody want to hunt a troll?*}, complete with a little silver statuesque knight-like figure, though the animated child character looks like he's wearing a tron-like outfit.

carlagram
In accordance with proper Satanic order, besides the Chalice of Ecstasy during ritual, any purported such "communion" could also very well be quite a richly indulgent repast, instead of the sterile, flat, tasteless dry disk of the nazarene. Thereby it was inserted into the burger to ensure appropriate symbology, and thusly partaken from upon Hellemental Grace. [Photo: Chicken star & onion ring.]

4/5. Touted as hot, yet more spicy than anything, aficionados of truly hot & spicy foods may wish to add a bit of hot sauce here and there.

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* Unless referring to the internet shit-disturbers.