October 7th, 2014

Coat of Arms

Draconia: A Total Environment Theme Park


Abandon Disbelief Ye Who Enter Here...

Draconia Dress Code: Where appropriate.
  • 1. Victorian dress, & various fetishistic vampiric attire as seen in various vampire films.
  • 2. Noir Attire — fedoras, suits, trench coats, dresses & skirts of the period.
  • 3. Mideival Attire.
  • 4. Renaissance Attire.

In addition, there will be various representations of legendary monsters & anti-heroes wandering about the premises amongst the crowd.

Weather: Foggy & stormy. Flashes of lightning interminably, created by either rain salts deposited in the immediate atmosphere, or an artificial sky & skyline.

Castle Poenari

A Total Environment incorporating the complete experience of Romania during the reign of Vlad Tepes. Building structures are in the architecture reminiscent of that era, but with all the modern conveniences cleverly hidden about the premises. Rules of engagement will be to that era, incorporating harsh draconian procedures of punishment should anyone get out of line. Most obviously, those causing disturbances will be impaled, &/or flogged, placed in the rack, the neck vice, etcetera.

Stage re-enactments portraying the various infamous historical events such as ‘The Field of The Impaled’ will be displayed, where automatons representing Vlad Tepes, his warriors, the Romanian people, & enemies will act out their roles, presented in a theatre accessible to mature audiences. Most notably, the tales of the Turkish clergymen who refused to remove their religious caps at the request of the Prince, who subsequently had their caps nailed to their heads. Inviting Turkish guests to be inebriated within a certain building, then burned alive. And of course, the scene of The Prince dining amongst the corpses of his enemies, dipping bread into their blood, & slurping it down. Battle scenes of the Order of The Dragon staving off the Turkish Ottoman Empire.

Castle Dracula
{various sections}

The rest of the theme park will demonstrate Bram Stoker's vision of the vampire, from the emaciated phantom of Felix Murnau's 'Nosferatu', to the the more theatrical Gothic romantic portrayals of the vampire & its environment, from Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, to Anne Rice's Interview With The Vampire, complete with castle edifices, capes, fangs, supernatural abilities, etcetera. Maidens stalked & seduced, VanHelsing brandishing his cross with his band of "God's madmen" / vampire -hunters.

{Note: Universal Studios Hollywood presented a Castle Dracula stage show for a time, complete with a ruined edifice, until replaced by the Conan attraction.}

Castle Frankenstein

Set in England. To be presented in as close a portrayal as Mary Shelley's depiction. The laboratory, the energizing necromancy of Dr. Frankenstein enlivening his creation, Frankenstein's Bride makes an appearance, screaming maniacally. The grave-robbing scene, wandering scenes, the burning windmill scene. The theatre will be permeated with negions from the tesla coil enervation.

The rest of the attraction will be populated by zombies / mummies of various cultural traditions, which will also contain a museum displaying some mummified corpses, kept in Egyptian, Incan, & Mayan temples.

Scientific Theme: A section is dedicated to the progression of science & invention will be included, displaying inventions such as electricity, the cinematograph, the telephone, the gramophone, the airplane, automobile, among many others; remarkable inventions from the past, present & future.

Werewolf Forest

Environment primarily consists of woodland area - the wilderness all throughout Draconia. Lycanthropic creatures wander about. The transformation is shown, after which the creatures attack incognito actors who blend in with the crowd.

Witches' Grove

Classical depictions of the Witch & Warlock throughout literature & fable - including the cultic depictions invented by christians of sacrifice & orgiastic Sabbaths. The church from "The Devil's Rain" is located thereabouts as well. Upon entering, Enochian chants resound, the Devil as portrayed by Ernest Borgnine stands before the Altar, & the black eye-socketed robed celebrants sit reflectively in the pews. The interior is designed exactly as shown in the film. Amongst the congregants, stands the image of High Priest I Anton LaVey with ceremonial bronze helmet.

Witches' Grove is located somewhere in the Werewolf Forest near The Black House.

The Black House

In the Western portion of the park. Dedicated attraction to true Satanism, the creaky black wrought-iron gate slowly swings open. History-making events such as the first Satanic Baptism, Wedding, & Funeral are displayed herein. An AHC of The Black Pope, Dr. Anton Szandor LaVey stands in The Ritual Chamber, accessible through the swinging bookcase {which contains the infamous warning "Do Not Remove Books From Shelves. Anyone caught removing books from shelves will have their hands amputated."}, which will be likened to the attraction in the museum in San Francisco. "The Satanic Mass" is played therein. "Satan Takes A Holiday", "Strange Music", & "Honolulu Baby" echoes throughout the house from hidden speakers. An AHC of Dr. LaVey plays the tunes in The Music Room. Descending into the basement, an AHC of Dr. LaVey stands in The Den of Iniquity amongst his own AHC's. In the Purple Parlour, Satanic literature, including all of Dr. LaVey's books, music recordings, & videos, are displayed & sold. Merchandise from various Infernal Empire sources are also available for purchase.

The Graveyard

Tombstones, Crypts, & Monuments with the names of villains & the infamous array this somber place amidst skeletal trees. Names thereon include Grigori Efimovich Rasputin, Sir Basil Zaharoff, Friedrich Nietzsche, Marquis DeSade, Herbert Spencer, Mark Twain, Charles Darwin, among others, & a commemorative trapezoidal monument to Anton Szandor LaVey, which also serves as a luciferic lighthouse, stands as a dominant mass overshadowing all. Fog {spewn from hidden dry-ice machines} floats about them. ∞

* Related: Nocturnia.

Draconis Blackthorne, shadowgram, Dracomet


Retards - what are they good for? They deplete the system, are an eyesore, with some of them at least being comedic relief from time to time, for they are widely considered a joke even amongst the most moronic of the herd, who ironically, even call eachother "'tards".

Autism is for retards
Even simple tasks, but who would want to take the responsibility of placing any sort of serious endeavor into their hands, knowing the high probability that whatever task is afforded them will be fulfilled without mistakes, mishaps, losing or damaging an item, equipment, etc.? Not to mention hurting themselves.


I'm sure there is probably a fetish for it, like just about everything else, but this can be done without. Maybe this is just about the safest thing, although there would foreseeably be risks involved as well, particularly in the oral department. Perhaps a training or limited learning process could be initiated? Like a shower and simple movements and/or positions. Not to mention heavy makeup, unless you like that 'look'.

* Sexy Potato. Here is an example of this premise.


I'm sure families are financed with government money to care for retards, like welfare, and 'caregivers' earning a wage to keep them alive for no other purpose than to provide that salary. Even some of the semi-retarded are afforded benefits, or parasites can pretend to be retarded to gain cash. Again, depleting the system of resources which could go elsewhere more productively.

It used to be that some of the more deformed could be entered in circuses under controlled conditions, thus providing for entertainment and sustenance, but not any longer because of wretched 'political correctness'.

Overall, they are filthy pests. Whether annoying those around them directly, or uttering irritating noises and disturbing the peace. They should be put out of their misery and mercifully euthanized at birth upon detection. Their parents should be ashamed that their defective genetics have produced such an aberrency; and these people should not breed - they weaken the gene pool.

Retard Nursery, A.K.A., Potato Farm.

Are you stupid, or just retarded?

Retards come in various sizes, are at varying levels from asperger's & downe's syndrome to autism*, from every race and creed, and are seemingly born AND made. Whether born with the mental deficiency, or seemingly 'normal' people to begin with, voluntarily submitting themselves to stultifying blindlight doctrines which propagate delusions, thus halting evolution, or even regressing it {as well as denying it}. However, this particular commentary deals with the former].


Therefore, as King & Emperor of THE DRACONIAN EMPIRE, I decree:

1. That retards be placed into highly supervised hard labor, or be admitted as sex slaves; for this is the fair and realistic level of their competence.
2. They shall be cared for by their owners, and be responsible that they do not offend nor annoy the public. Until such time as they are placed, they are to be remanded into facilities to be trained in this capacity.
3. They themselves are not to breed, and their progenitors shall be sterilized.


* Technically, retards are classified as morons to idiots and several other terms. Terminology shall be re-applied thusly to these cretins according to intelligence levels:
  • Idiot: Downe's Syndrome.
  • Imbecile: Autism.
  • Moron: Aspberger's Syndrome.

It is a matter of fact which had become an insult as inspiration to not behave in such a manner. It was considered a shame upon the family name, and were hidden in many instances, relegated to asylums and otherwise private desolate locations. Unfortunately, indiscriminate egalitarian acceptance of these unfortunate conditions has become the norm, and can actually be dangerous if they are accepted into positions of responsibility which they cannot handle. It is what it is, and should be handled as such. Stratification must be placed into operation.
Normally, Nature would take care of the type by phasing them out to propagate evolution, but have been undergoing a sort of unnatural societal "tolerance" lately first because of Christianity which deems to sustain the weak of mind and body, and also secular PC egalitarianism as referred before. So what is the Satanic reaction? Being that Stupidity is the Cardinal Sin, they should be ignored, but knowing full well that Social Darwinism would have them self-eradicate naturally, but keep guard lest one of them come into one's purview in whatever manner, and practice avoidance so as to not compromise one's efficiency and peace of mind. ∞