September 11th, 2014

DBlackthorne

Werewolf & Zombie kettle bells by Onnit

To accentuate The Satanic Art of Bodybuilding*, emerging are some more inspirational residents to accompany the Demon Bells at Satan's Gym. Feel The Burn...

Werewolf kettle bell



  • Possess.
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    * see The Devil's Scroll.


    Zombie kettle bell



  • Possess. Currently out of stock.


    Imagine: Now it would behoove some enterprising company to create pentagram free weights, and perhaps some day variations on a Baphomet sigil... ∞

  • Related: Lycanthropic Training.