February 15th, 2014


"Which 'Avengers' Character Are You?"

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Some undefiled wisdom seems appropriate:

"The gods of the right-hand path have bickered and quarreled for an entire age of earth. Each of these deities and their respective priests and ministers have attempted to find wisdom in their own lies. The ice age of religious thought can last but a limited time in this great scheme of human existence. The gods of wisdom-defiled have had their saga, and their millennium hath become as reality. Each, with his own "divine" path to paradise, hath accused the other of heresies and spiritual indiscretions. The ring of Nibelungen doth carry an everlasting curse, but only because those who seek it think in terms of "Good" and "Evil" - themselves being at all times "Good." The gods of the past have become as their own devils in order to live. Feebly, their ministers play the devil's game to fill their tabernacles and pay the mortgages on their temples. Alas, too long have they studied "righteousness," and poor and incompetent devils they make. So they all join hands in "brotherly" unity, and in their desperation go to Valhalla for their last great ecumenical council. "Draweth near in the gloom the twilight of the gods." The ravens of night have flown forth to summon Loki, who hath set Valhalla aflame with the searing trident of the Inferno. The twilight is done. A glow of new light is borne out of the night and Lucifer is risen, once more to proclaim: "This is the age of Satan! Satan Rules the Earth!" The gods of the rotten are dead. This is the morning of magic, and undefiled wisdom. The flesh prevaileth and a great Church shall be builded, consecrated in its name. No longer shall man's salvation be dependent on his self-denial. And it will be known that the world of the flesh and the living shall be the greatest preparation for any and all eternal delights. Ave Satanas! Regie Satanas! Hail Satan!" - Prologue, The Satanic Bible.

Hail Loki at Ragnarok! Hail Satan. ∞


Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

It's Showtime!

Thusly summoned, he's back for another call! According to sources, it is rather pleasing to learn that plans are in the works to produce a sequel for one of My favorite comedies of all time, along with the animated series as well. Considering it will include the original Nucleus and actors of the film - none other than Tim Burton, with Michael Keaton as the lovable rogue, the Ghost with the Most, and Winona Ryder as Lydia, and possibly even Glen Shadix as Otho - now throw Danny Elfman for the soundtrack into the brew, and I can definitely give this the benefit of the doubt, which may actually complement the first, instead of the typical remakes which may be nominally amusing for what they are, but can be forgettable sometimes.

All involved have agreed that it could be no other way. I actually look forward to seeing this in a theater. ∞

maze, baphomet, technomancy

Infernal Empire Devilutions

Church of Satan

Church of Satan News: Lupercalia regards, New Year Greeting, Note: New Church of Satan postal address, Threnody For Humanity by Magus Gilmore available, Wormlandscape by Valentin Schwarz, a VASCA Radio evolution, Death Punk Radio premieres on Radio Free Satan, Black Goat Rising, a commentary on 'Satanic Monuments' by Magus Gilmore, it's Satanic Story Time again!, Dark Star Collections prints, a Darren Deicide performance, a devil-worshiping Death Metal Murder, there are Lot Lice on the carnival grounds! Old Nick revisits the 666 High Mass, hypnotic accoutrements, VASCA Radio returns with metallic fortitude, RFS: the latest on The Devil's Mischief & Lambert's Basement, Danse DeSade & Darren Deicide performances. Hail The Infernal Empire! Hail Satan.

winged skull, vampire, predator

"Which Sesame Street Character Are You?"

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Well, I have to say that since a little Dracling, he is probably My favorite character on that show. For a beloved muppet, you get some simple, but fun mathematical practice along with the cool aesthetics! Besides the clever use of the nomenclature, it is also amusing to consider that according to arcane vampire lore, a vampire could not refuse counting and collecting every single poppy seed that a potential prey may have dropped. ∞