December 14th, 2011

Devil, incubus, gentleman, martini, scoundrel

Vegan Black Metal Chef

"Seitan is wheat gluten for those of you who do not know. In this episode you will learn how to make 3 seitanic dishes: 1) A seitanic udon noodle stirfry. 2) A seitanic curry. 3) Bbq seitan sandwiches. Hail Seitan!"

* ABC News: Vegan Black Metal Chef Makes Delicious Dishes With Hellfire and Brimstone.

Though the preferred Draconian cuisine includes a balanced omnivorous indulgence, I found this series quite amusing. Add desired meat as appropriate to the pallet. ∞