"Seitan is wheat gluten for those of you who do not know. In this episode you will learn how to make 3 seitanic dishes: 1) A seitanic udon noodle stirfry. 2) A seitanic curry. 3) Bbq seitan sandwiches. Hail Seitan!"
Though the preferred Draconian cuisine includes a balanced omnivorous indulgence, I found this series quite amusing. Add desired meat as appropriate to the pallet. ∞