September 1st, 2004

Draconis Blackthorne, shadowgram, Dracomet

Nefarious Newsletter V.142

TABLE OF ENTRAILS.

I. Quotations: Ramona L. Anderson,Russell Lynes.
II. Nefarious News: As Hibernation Season Begins Early For This Bear..., An Udderly Ridiculous Story, The Right Place at the Right Time, Spend Money on 'Bullets, Not Boobs', Mrs. Clinton Wants "Captain Jack" Off the Agenda, Leave it to California, Genitalia Needs Blowing Up, Computer Has A Case History of Murder, Australian Customs Foils Lizard Smuggling Attempt, From Cracks to Riches, A Little Tail Is Always Worth Good Money, They Always Come Back.
III. Interesting Facts & Foibles: More Bizarre U.S. Laws, Bizarre Holidays in September.
IV. Hell's Bar & Grill: Buried Treasure Raspberry Cheesecake.
V. Wicked Words: ensorcell, diaphanous.
VI. Satanovision: The Cult Murders, John Wayne Gacy, The California Killing Field, The Riverman, The Green River Killer.
VII. Loki's Laughter: Dr. Feel Good, Nun bill, Confessional Comedy,
VIII. The Devil's Web: Acheron, Bathory, Robomaid, Thoughtography, Star Kid/Star Seed Identification Questionnaire.
IX. The Shadow Gallery: Bats!

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Draconis Blackthorne, shadowgram, Dracomet

The Trident No. 15

The Trident 15

The comedy issue! And what a delight it is. First of all, the cover is graced by a splendid harlequin by the name of Eris, sexy AND funny! What a sinfully delicious combination! Herein we have contributions from Rev. Herbert Paulis with sarcastic wittiness encapsulated in a fictional tale about Ol' Noah, and humorous tips for pilots; our own nefarious Jester Bill M. offers "Comedy For The Masses" {great observations and suggestions on what the herd are programmed to respond to}, an interview {wherein he shares some of his passions, including Mathematics and Misanthropy}, and "The Satanic Comedy Commandments" {recommendations for various comedic sources including some of My favorites such as George Carlin, Woody Allen, David Cross, and Bullshit! - personally, I would have included Rowan Atkinson and Benny Hill - not to mention The Three Stooges, The Kids In The Hall, and Monty Python - yes, I appreciate British humor!}: the Bill M. Issue! Hail the Lord of Coke and Hotdogs! A hilarious faux interview with White Metal creampuffs "Stryper" entitled "To Hell With The Devil"; "Satan Laughs" by Paul Hill {also a contributor to The Devil's Diary} about the importance of preserving a sinister sense of humor {agreed}; a splendid mythological piece called "Welcome To Hell", wherein an inspirational stay in the infernal regions is explored; the Dear Abby {Brimstone} column about locating her appropriate sense of humor; mathematical signs of The Beast, and The Question of The Quarter which in this issue, deals with same-sex marriage, and the interesting parallels in France. Yet another superb issue by the fiery folks at The Legion of Loki Grotto.