Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

Meat Messiah?


Besides the ready-made hellarity of utilizing the "baby jesus" for a multiple of applications {"bong", doll, toilet, etc.}, also consider a meatloaf or cake, complete with bacon diapers, "sacrificed" as it were, unto the true birthday recipient Moloch, and eaten on the 25th.

It has been postulated that the nazarene may have actually been "born" {assuming it ever really existed} about late August into September if at all, so it has become obvious that it was assigned to be scheduled for December 25th by the catholic papacy for the 25th in an attempt to replace and otherwise subvert the pagan feastivities of the nativities of Mithras/Moloch, Dionysis/Pan, Horus! In which case, why not display a modified version of the so-called "nativity scene" with that of they?

So this meal is indulged in with that in mind. To sacrifice the 'god' of weakness, suffering, misery, poverty, abstinence, etc., in favor of life-affirming concepts of Strength, bounty, fertility, carnal joy, lust and Indulgence!

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