Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

Columbine questionnaire

In the wake of the Texashooting, is this questionnaire with accompanying illustration by Columbine killer Eric Harris.

1. Full name: Draconis Blackthorne.
2. Nicknames: Satan, Drac, Monster, Undertaker, Man from down under.
3. Birthplace: Vanuys, CA.
4. Birthday: 2/1/∞
5. Where Do You Live Now?: Northollywood.
6. Parent(s): Elvia DeLaGarza Quiroz.
7. Sibling(s): Estranged 1/2 'brother' Fernando, 1/2 'sister' Olivia.
8. Looks: The Devil. Usually black trenchcoat, big black boots, black jeans, diabolical jewelry, cane, deviltail to Hell, evil goatee.
9. Favorite Animal(s): Serpent, Dragon, Hellhounds.
10. Favorite TV Show(s): The Addams Family, The Munsters, Bewitched, Dark Shadows, Tales From The Dark Side, occult & serial killer documentaries.
11. Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Metal, classical. There tends to be tunes in every genre that I can appreciate, for The Devil dwells in all shades.
12. Favorite Movie(s): Satanis, Speak of The Devil, Dracula, The Addams Family, Addams Family Values, Elvira: Mistress of The Dark, Elvira's Haunted Hills, all Tim Burton.
13. School: Formerly Citrus college, Rio Hondo college, Mount SAC college, Baldwin Park HS, North Park HS, San Fernando HS, Village Christian JHS, St. Charles Borromeo JHS, Carpenter Ave. Hellementary, Victory Hellementary. Jun Chong Tae Kwon Do [Academy/Dojo], Ryu Dojo Kenpo Karate, Dux Ninjutsu.
14. Future School: ? Wherever there are plenty of maidens fair.
15. Future Job: ? Writer, publisher, Artist, Musician, poet.
16. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes, please. The more the better.
17. Best Buds: Cabbage plant.
18. Favorite Candy: Rocky Road, Snickers.
19. Hobbies: Reading, writing, sex.
20. Things You Collect: Occult items, weapons, diabolical multimedia,
21. Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: Yes, which contains a 666.
22. Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex.?: Butt.
23. Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Not yet. Would of personal symbols {Shadowgram, Dracomet, Satanigram} and meaningful sigils {Baphomet}, art of Venom magna Demongoat head, Slayer demon, Bathomet, inverse cross.
24. Piercing(s) And Where?: Not yet, but would acquire a small ring for left ear.
25. What Do You Sleep in?: Bunkoffin.
26. Do you like Chain Letters: Fuck that annoying shit. Light in on fire.
27. Best Advice: Follow your instincts {natural passionate drives}& your inner Daemon {shadow self subconscious intellect}.
28. Favorite Quotes: "Take that which tempts whenever you can!" "Lead Me unto temptation", "Sin well!" - Magus LaVey. "Follow your bliss." - Joseph Campbell.
29. Non-Sport Activity You Enjoy: Reading, Writing, watching horror movies, darkumentaries, listening to Black Metal.
30. Dream Car: Hearse, KITT, Batmobile {combination: Dracmobile!}
31. Favorite Thing To Do in Spring: Sex with maidens and nymphs. Going on a 'Witchunt'!
32. What’s Your Bedtime: Whenever I want.
33. Where Do You Shop?: Wherever I can find what I want, either online or not.
34. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi, bitch.
35. Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Baphomet ring, Coop devil head ring.
36. Favorite Subject(s) In School?: HS: Computer class, propaganda paper contributor, Life Science. College: Psychology of Religion, Anthropology, Humanities, electronic music.
37. Favorite Color(s): DARK.
38. Favorite People To Talk To Online: ? Cabbage plant.
39. Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper?: Depends on mood, but Dr. Pepper more often.
40. Do You Shave?: No, I just wake up with a perfect goatee. Further grooming upon opportunity.
41. Favorite Vacation Spot(s): Mediterranean Ancestral homelands. Paranormal Power centers.
42. Favorite Family Member(s): Iggy, cabbage plant, Boy, Her Majesty Berry, little Dorabella, & Pablo of the Bearry Kingdom & Cabbage Patch.
43. Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid?: No... but you clearly have.
44. Favorite CD you own: The Satanic Mass [Amarillo].
45. The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: Donor.
46. Favorite Food(s): Meat & Cheese.
47. Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: Elvira, Morticia, Vampira, Lily. Myself.
48. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: Ranch, blue cheese.
49. When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes?: ∞
50. Do You Believe In Aliens?: Yes. Grayliens, and unfortunately, wetbacks.
51. If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: Pornformer, writer, Singer.
52. Things You Obsess Over: Things that are misplaced.
53. Favorite Day of the Week: All.
54. A Teacher You Hate: Mrs. Bluestone. Fuck that bitch.
55. Favorite Disney Movie: {For The Villains!} Fantasia, Pocahontas, Beauty & The Beast, Snow White, Aladdin.
56. What Is Your favorite Season? Autumn.
57. What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza?: Bacon, Hellapenos, pineapple.
58. Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): It's alright, sometimes better than others.
59. If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? Wilderness, Woods, lake/beach area.
60. Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Party, fuck.
61. Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: Once per year on Dracmas, most all items in collection are renewed.
62. Favorite Magazine(s): The Devil's Diary. The Black Flame, The Cloven Hoof, Not Like Most, The Trident, et al.
63. Favorite Flower(s): Dracondia.
64. Favorite Number(s): 9, 666, The Root of All Evil, 13, 69 {a favorite position}.
65. Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): Cookies & cream.
66. What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: All sorts of girls, certain kinds of effemales, 'gitons', well-done TS.
67 is not listed
68. What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment?
69. If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be?: Financial situation.
70. Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: Breakfast/dinner 1st, then brush the next morning.
71. Favorite Time of Day: Dawn/Dusk.
72. Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends”?: Only after carnal knowledge at least once.
73. Do You Ask the Girl / Guy Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: Either.
74. Do You Mind Paying For Sex?: Not literally, but have provided alcohol, cigarettes, entertainment.
75. What’s The Most Important thing in Someone’s Personality?: Similar interests, salaciousness.
76. Do you have a pager or cell phone? No pager, now have cellphone.
77. Favorite Sport: Sexercise, weightraining, Martial Arts.
78. What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received?: Fellatio & 3/4somes! Any time!
79. How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: About 1/2 hour?
80. What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Nil.
81. Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)?: No, just plenty of lovers.
82. Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery?: Not real psychics.

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