DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
dblackthorne

Zombie stylez!


SHE PUTS THE FUN IN FUNERAL

So a porno performer died yesterday. From looking at some of her pictures, she seemed rather rudimentary in appearence - the blonde hair, fake breasts, inflated lips, etc., but I'm sure she made up for that in other ways - she apparently has received trophies for her activities, and fortunate are those who have been the recipient of those skills!
[Porn pics: Shyla Stylez]
I never heard of her before, but My only regret is I didn;t get to fuck her Myself. Perhaps she could or would have consented to a posthumus production, but unfortunately, necrophilia is illegal still, even though it is a victimless crime. its distribution could go to funeral sexpenses!

Tags: comedy, erotica, humor, loki's laughter, pleasures of the flesh, rip, satire, sexology, sexuality, sinema, sinemaerotica
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