Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

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Eat & Drink it

I find the carnivorous feast of The Beast far more satisfying than than the make-believe eucharist of the Catholics, though the premise is quite similar. An offering of flesh and blood in actuality. I mean, think about it - those animals gave of their bodies for you! To give you everlasting life! The least one can do is enjoy it in a celebration of confectionary delights!

After all, in its essence, the you-charistic you-phemism is nothing more than symbolic of oral sex! With the sacred Satantric 69 position being most mutually agreeable. So in its truest sense, it is actually a life-affirming, health-inducing practice, which should be engaged in as often as possible! Perhaps especially on Sinday! ∞

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