...a douchebag in the street...
What did occur while going about one's business this evening, but white smoke floating down the street like fog. Upon peeking over the fence, it turns out it was that dishonorable spineless worm's bitchmobile emitting great plumes of smoke out from under the hood. It was a most amusing and gratifying spectacle. At times, the smoke was so thick that motorists were honking, then later at the goober himself to get out of the street. I was half expecting him to get hit and fly by, but oh well. ∞
* Related: xmas evil | X marks the spot.