Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

Maize of Confusion


So some imbecile presents himself at the market while selecting cobbs for Cobbwebs, asking if I have ever tried "blue corn". Well, I have not as of yet, but plan to one day when opportunity arises; actually the only reference to blue corn I Am familiar with is in the lyrics to Pocahontas' meaningful song Colors of The Wind, referencing 'The Blue Corn Moon'. There is also "red corn", which I Am more inclined towards, whose reference I became familiar with through the character "John Redcorn" from King of The Hill. These other, more exotic variations besides the ubiquitous yellow and white are worth seeking out.

This in and of itself is fine, but then he began speaking of his experiences visiting the Hopi reservation, and how they are supposedly "Christians". This quite seriously merited a guffaw, for I Am sure there are quite a few denominations therein, including atheists, agnostics, and native traditionalists. Perhaps as a 'youth pastor', he is used to people agreeing at face value without question, research, or knowledge. How the tribe do not benefit from local casinos, but somehow derive finances from other tribal earnings, or some such. But they definitely should. As a matter of fact, I hold the opinion that Satan's proper SIN CITY Las Vergas should be tribally owned as well {instead of the vile, hypocritical Mormons, of all things, who finance their opulent temples of abstinence with these carnal games & revels; and as such play The Devil's Games}, as are Morongo and Soboba.

Then he mentioned how he traveled to the nearby Grand Canyon upon complementary accommodations courtesy of whatever church group he was leeching from, to which the obvious comment about how convenient this is, considering these blindlight religions do not pay taxes as of yet, should and inevitably will, at which point he suddenly had to leave expediently, amidst further sardonic laughter.

Overall, it all turned out to be some sort of amusing attempt at conversion, yet this sacrificial fool brayed up the wrong Trapezoid, and certainly did not expect to be in the company of The Devil Himself! Countering all these absurd notions with undefiled wisdom and justified ridicule!

Hail Coyote! Hail Satan!

~ Mr. Hellvedere.

Interesting to note that a veritable 'hellflower' cascaded upon Me as I conducted this missive. Phi ratio, curled & pointed petaled cup, thorny tips, infernal coloration {speckled red/yellow}, single centered pistil. Resembles Demon's eye. I think 'someone' Down There... likes Me.

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