Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,



A previously unexperienced confection, a veritable virginal snackrifice unto Pazuzu {the other type}, from The Addams Family foodshoppe has been presented upon the Altar of Fete Diaboli... and has proven a worthy offering unto The Hellmouth. An Arabic maiden by the name of Muhammara*, literally translating to "something red", and it suits her well. Indigenous to Iraq, Syria and Turkey, with a first appearance in Syria.**

Essentially a hot pepper dip, she is comprised of, among other devilicious delights... Red peppers, walnuts, breadcrumbs, lemon juice, pomegranate molasses, red chili paste, salt, olive oil, & cumin, ideal for dipping everything from potatoe & tortilla chips, french fries, in sandwitches, perhaps even mixed with cheese, or guacamole or even guacamame. Overall, it really grants the impression of a great bean dip.

* {'Mara', eq. T'an Mo}.
** Sounds like perhaps one of Mohammed's first wives, or perhaps sister, daughter?

Tags: dining, food, hell's bar & grill, hell's kitchen, humor, loki's laughter, satire, snackrifice

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