Mysterious streak really high above the clouds across the sky yesterday, which started off looking like a boat parting water, then merged to a single streak. The actual craft was not clearly discernible, and may not have been detected at all had it not been for the trail behind it. A jet?
Also, it came to My attention that the cloud displayed resembles some sort of bird of prey... or even a bat! Placing these two events together, it can be surmised that perhaps this was... The Bat plane! And otherwise an apt description of the term Unidentified Flying Object. Call Art Bell! ∞