ITEM: Holy Huckster Queen of Glorified tackiness kicks the bucket
Kotton Kandy Klown lady
Jan Crouch had to have been one of the most ridiculous women in history. Ever since stumbling over the Praise The Lord sideshow on KTBN 40, she always looked like some sort of rodeo clownette to Me, with cotton candy hair. She was just about as pretentious as they come, who at one point handed out dolls and trucks to starving children instead of food. At some point in time, she eventually took to wearing these huge ridiculous wigs reminiscent of colonial coiffures, in various shades from white to blonde to pink, purple, and blue. She just ended up looking like some sort of overly-done cheap melted Barbie monstrosity, who eventually took to parading two yappers in a stroller, creating an absurd public spectacle.
Crouch in the pouch
This is yet another prime example of why churches should be heavily taxed to just witness where all those misappropriated funds extorted from mentally defective churchians go, with typical obfuscation tactics.
Through hypocritical scandals, infighting, embarrassingly exorbitant displays and glorified tackiness, for all of the so-called efforts these two have claimed, they really did little to anything in actuality to alleviate any suffering, poverty, starvation, etc., but instead really helped themselves to copious treats and wealth in true praeydatory fashion.
White wolves in sheep's clothing, in the tradition of Marjoe Gortner and tent-show revivalists, the jesus racket was very good to them, while their lame, coddled progeny now benefits from their deceptions as well.
Rot in heaven's foul vapors. ∞
* Related: Paul Crotch.