"I can't give any context or explanation - only reply with "I have" or "I have never"
"Never have I ever:"
1: Kissed someone of another gender? I have, quite frequently.
2: Passed out from drinking? I have, many a time. Real partying doesn't seem true unless one eventually passes out.
3: Vomited from drinking? I have, and it is disappointing.
4: Embarrassed yourself while drunk? Probably, in a fun sort of way, but do not recall specifically, though all the "Deathbangers" did at one point or another.
5: Smoked? I have. As a matter of fact, My favorite cigarettes are Marlboro Black.
6: Taken drugs? I have, to experiment, and find that these are not desirable to Me, preferring nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol My drugs of choice.
7: Been told off by the police? Like insulted? I have never. Warned? I have. Asked to move on? I have.
8: Been arrested? I have, and have learned from these undesirable experiences.
9: Gotten in a proper fight? I have, but mostly Martial Arts. Others do not tend to want to engage with Me because of My skills, size, and other intimidating factors, and justifiably, wisely so.
10: Won a fight? I have. All.
11: Lost a fight? I have never.
12: Made out with a friend? I have, enjoyed it, and would do so again.
13: Had sex with a friend? I have, enjoyed it, and would do so again.
14: Had sex with a stranger? I have, enjoyed it, and would do so again.
15: Dumped someone? I have.
16: Been dumped? I have.
17: Been in the wrong in a breakup? I have.
18: Asked someone out and been accepted? I have.
19: Asked someone out and been rejected? I have never. Things tend to sort of just happen.
20: Regretted a breakup? I have.
21: Regretted going to a party? I have never. One way or the other, a great time is had.
22: Been jealous of an ex's new partner? I have never. They pine for Me still, whether or not they admit it, and others are lost by comparison.
23: Had an argument with a partner? I have. It happens, but for legitimate, important reasons.
24: Made a partner cry? I have. Both inadvertently and purposefully, mostly to prove some point.
25: Been made cry by a partner? I have. Mostly as a means to an end.
26: Made a friend cry? I have never. Not that I recall, and certainly not purposefully.
27: Been made cry by a friend? I have never that I recall, unless said friend was merely dispensing news about a beloved.
28: Stayed up all night crying? I have.
29: Stayed up all night drinking? I have. For several months straight at a time. ∞