Rev. Warlock DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE (dblackthorne) wrote,

Good riddance!


Raptor JesusWhereupon returning from an invigorating Constitutional was spotted a tract by the path entitled "The Rapture: in the twinkling of an eye" - at first, it looked like it read "The Raptor..." with one of the eyes already missing from an attack; otherwise, it would actually be "in the winking of an eye" {unspecified coloration}, given the misleading illustration, or could it be flirting? Then thank you for the complement. But maybe he lost an eye for an eye, or plucked it out because it was offensive. One is blind, while the other is closed anyway. Could it be a pirate? Two cyclopes standing next to each other? Plus staring is rude, and doing it with one eye just makes it all the more so, and sneaky as well. I suppose it could also be the result of doing so to someone who does not take too kindly, landing the perpetrator with a shiner. Butt turn the other cheek, you know.

The content is the typical formula propaganda fare. My opinion on this subject is "the more the better", and "more of the world left for Me". There is an overpopulation problem as it is, so this would hypothetically be quite welcome. A "purification day", as it were, cleaning the earth of christard filth. Cheaply done, not like those hellarious Chick tracts who still hold the corner market on these souliciting proselytizations.

Speaking of soulicitation, as I neared The Noctuary and avoided a hobo, two said morons or s'havohej witness soulicitors approached, so I assertively bid them a "no thank you, good night", and sent them on their way. I was ready to settle in, so any further insistence would have resulted in a fanged growl.

Well, 'eye' never. Good riddance on all counts. ∞

Christian zombies beaming up into a flying saucer driven by the nazarene zombie king of the slaves.

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