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19 July 2017 @ 06:00 pm

Season of The Witch

18 July 2017 @ 09:14 pm

Famous Dave's Devil's Spit Barbecue Sauce

I was pleased to possess this most savory, spicy sauce recently, to complement the flavor of various meats to enjoy for this seasonal indulgence.

Amusingly designated XXX & for adolts only, alluringly implores to venture further, & of course, just about anything with a devil thereupon as far as confections are concerned, means it will pack a powerful impression upon the gustatory sense, as well as others in kind. And this certainly does not disappoint. Also whereupon small tender lumplings accompany the thick sanguinous liquid.

Now, anointing some of this unholy so-called "devil's spit" while slowly roasting chosen flesh upon the hellfire within one's veritable Devil's Pit will also result in a dark bloody red coloration, courtesy of the health-inducing witch herb turmeric. And the hearty mascot is perfectly chosen as well! A pleasureful creature sure to make a communal feast for a beast!

Originating from an actual establishment with restaurants nationwide, it is a worthy addition to one's own Hellmouth Kitchen.


Current Location: The Haunted Noctuary
Current Mood: pleasedpleased
18 July 2017 @ 06:00 pm

MANOS: The Hands of Fate

17 July 2017 @ 07:24 pm

13 July 2017 @ 06:00 pm
Hand of Omens

Inspired by this recent Full 'Buck' {Baphomet} Moon Esbat of July LII. Perhaps the Blessing of Lucifer projected from The Abyss; protection, omen of Magical tidings. Perceived from The South {Satan}, Sother, Left; Hell, Earth, materialization, manifestation of Will. Nocticula Hecate, Hear Me! Hail Satan!

Current Location: The Black Earth
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: Mercyful Fate: Return of The Vampire
07 July 2017 @ 06:00 pm

Something Is Creeping In The Dark

Current Location: The Haunted Noctuary
06 July 2017 @ 06:00 pm

Haunted House of Horror

Current Location: Noctuary
05 July 2017 @ 12:33 am

Current Location: The Black Earth
04 July 2017 @ 12:22 pm
Originally posted by dblackthorne at United Satanic America Rite

For our American members:

THE GREAT SATAN: United Satanic America Rite
  • Rite introduced and concluded in the standard manner according to The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey.
  • Participants besides The Priest represent a Founding Father and come forward as motioned to do so.

Almighty Satan, we gather here tonight to ratify the recognition of The Great Satan, Our nation founded on Luciferian rebellion through the ideals set forth by Our Founding Devil-Fathers. Many of them were de-facto Satanists and members of The Hellfire Club, and other secret fraternities of liberty, indulgence, and pleasure! Having broken away from the constraints of The Church of England to follow their own paths, led by The Black Flame within, they founded a Daemonocracy for their betterment as well as for those chosen kindred who share the benefits of their ingenuity.I quote here from their undefiled wisdom:

{Priest motions to representatives to come forward and recite the following. facing each one in kind:}

Thomas Jefferson: "I have examined all the known superstitions of the word, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the earth."

John Adams: "The doctrine of the divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity."

"...The Government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."

Thomas Paine: "I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of... Each of those churches accuse the other of unbelief; and for my own part, I disbelieve them all."

James Madison: "During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What have been its fruits? More or less in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution."

''The civil rights of none shall be abridged on account of religious belief or worship, nor shall any national religion be established, nor shall the full and equal rights of conscience be in any manner, or on any pretence, infringed.''

Patrick Henry: "That religion, ... and the manner of discharging it, can be directed only by reason and conviction, not by force or violence; and therefore all men are equally entitled to the free exercise of religion, according to the dictates of conscience."

Benjamin Franklin: "I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. "

{Priest turns to The Baphomet and continues:}

Subsequent developments led to the formation of groups who had originally established statements of freedom of religion, freedom to bear arms, and freedom of the press. Over time, these ideologies fell into the hands of guilt-ridden white wolves, who preyed upon their own people while forgetting the original purpose of those dictums. They sought to dominate the land with their Christian "foolosophies," halting the true liberation of the Self. They were as servants of the empty light, creating lies to divert attention from their corruption, foolishness, and hypocrisy, blaming Lucifer while benefiting from His Nature, and denying their own flesh in word alone. I bring to attention The Ninth Satanic Statement, observed by Our Black Pope:

"Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!"

And indeed, so it has long been. It is now time to bring these blindlight pecksniffians to task! Wherever they lay hidden, they have, and shall continue to be brought forth into the light of empirical judgement, revealing their shameful rottenness for all to see. We expose all who would dare attempt to thwart the inherent liberties and natural inclinations of the human animal. We pass judgment on those who would cage the magnificent dimensions of the Will of the beast. We damn those who would oppose the reasonable pursuit of the delights of this world. With these words of fire, we are bold to say:

{All recite the following with The Priest:}

"I Pledge allegiance, to the flag of United Satanic America. And to The Infernal Empire, for which it stands, one nation, with no god above or below us, indivisible, Invincible! For Liberty, Indulgence, and Diabolic Justice for all! Hail The Satanist! Hail Lucifer! HAIL SATAN."{All lift The Cornu to The Baphomet and say:}

Shemhamforash! Hail Satan! SO IT IS DONE.



* Written and performed by Draconis Blackthorne in literary cooperation with Magus Peter H. Gilmore.

* Satanic Flag T-Shirt.
* Satanic Flag mug.
* Satanic Flag can cooler

29 June 2017 @ 08:42 pm


A recently acquired coffee machine with the villainous name of “Proctor Silex” sounds like a transformer Autobot or Shogun Warrior when no one else is around, and rather like KR episode Knight of The Drones.

In a Zarvox or Cylon Centurion voice…”How would you like your coffee?” [ICED] “…As you command”. Otherwise looks like it could very well be what one may see on The Death Star. Or maybe even another X Man? But it may make for a fantastic scifi villain along the lines of Ming The Merciless or the character from When Worlds Collide.

As to the quality, it is an optimum, prime production for the time being, and an easily transportable percolator; the chord folds up neatly into the casing, great for small personal servings of up to 10 cups*; it is black on black in coloration, featuring a beady red light rather like an electric eye somewhat like Terminator’s peering through the dark, reading your retina, recording your every move, ready to stun with the permeating rich aroma of a Belialian brew.

While something like a “Mr. Coffee” is designed for a friendlier construction, apart from it being shaped like a tower with a dragon entwining round, or even a Luciferian lighthouse, Proctor Silex is an infernal machine complementing a darker Total Environment. ∞

• Not to mention the 40 cup monster or stylish Ninja percolator, served in a black skull mug or black horn cup.

Current Location: The Black Earth
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: DANZIG: Black Laden Crown
29 June 2017 @ 01:07 am

DANZIG: Black Laden Crown
LII / evilive records

Sent forth upon the blasting winds, My daemons have brought forth the current Hellvis unleashing, coursing across The Black Earth upon wheels of hellfire on Highway 9, unto The Noctuary, that The Abyss be regaled with this offering, 9 for the price of 13…

Demon winds blow through the valley of the shadow of death, the scent of burning course as infernal incense upon these blackest nights.

Immediately remarkable is the impressive retrovolutionary presentation resembling an LP {actual record possession also recommended}, but in condensed CD sized form, wherein the insert is removed sideways, folding open to reveal a plunge into a veritable hell well, subterranean chamber of dark delights, wherein a lovely succubus awaits to direct one into the further recesses of regions below.*

Evocatively timeless Artwork by Simon Bisley and Paul Brown adds another hellement to the infernal production, further stimulating the overall shadowmantic spell.


  • I. Black Laden Crown: Sounds like a procession of daemonic congregants entering to inaugurate thus sonic ritual, black robes and long chanting as long as the shadows stretching forth from the dusking gate.
  • II. Eyes Ripping Fire: On the heels of the setting sun, that’s where I live… One of the heaviest herein, thusly illustrated on the reverse side. The strength of SATAN is within Me!
  • III. Devil On Hwy 9: Devil to the metal! On the blackest road… Who is that in the rear view mirror...?
  • IV. Last Ride: Dare ride with The Reaper and survive Stronger still!
  • V. The Witching Hour: The Evil Hour approacheth… ready the relics. Light the candles, the 'sacrifice' awaits...
  • VI. But A Nightmare: A favorite personal tune herein this opus. I Am but a Devil standing by your bed… {...and in your bed, and your head...-DB}
  • VII. Skulls & Daisies: Would like to come and see her once again. Daggers in the heart drive you insane…
  • VIII. Blackness Falls: A bit more of a pondrous piece with sustainung, ranging chords to Hell and back, stretching the reaches of time and space.
  • IX. Pull The Sun: I pull the sun down from the sky… I pull the stars out of the night… I wish the moon into your eyes… And it’s raining…! {You know…}

Beautiful Demon Witch, black thorn collar, baptized in crimson essence, leathern wings fly forth, black blood courses in kind, and a nocturnal devil Sorcerer leers among the flames, emerging from the shadows with eyes aflame in lust, possessed of Satan’s thrall.

Harmonious and Heavy, wherein witches’, demoness’ tails sway, and earthquaking hoofs tap the heartbeat of Hell. Incubi & Succubi come forth…

* The addition of lyrics would indeed make this manifestation even more perfect.

22 June 2017 @ 06:00 pm


21 June 2017 @ 04:52 pm
Season SatanSeasons In Hell

Season Satan

Behold The Face of Satan…

Storm echo, earth tremble, Hell arise to greet you, Black Flames ever course within and around, incarnate devils surround and walk with cloven hoofs the black earth infernal. Dusking Gates apart to issue forth great streams from sinful fount, partaking nubile flesh revealed ‘neath the radiance of Sorath’s black eminence, turning light to dark upon Lucifer’s pulsing star, & Hecate’s nocturnal serpentine dance. Shadows long in sinister contemplation, for by the evening gaunts and hellantern’s glow, along the way to The Abyss is shown.

Hellflowers bloom by wildfire and gloom, cascading along fertile rivers and meadow’s yearning, ever searching, ever learning, of Dionysian secrets burning. The clawed hand of The Beast extends from lambent caverns deep within, grasps the keys of life unyielding, unlocking forbidden treasures pleasing, unleashing such delights and myriad pleasures, plenty with no undue measure.

Almighty Satanas, all is in Our Hands. By the jasper Demon Eye of Amon’s sight, beaming forth through day and night, roundabout Orobouros shifts, and by Hellmouth consumed, in passion’s bliss, enthrall one and all. ‘Neath Baphomet’s shadowings, Satan & Lilith are one!

In Nomine Satanas,

Warlock Draconis Blackthorne
The Black Earth, Infernal Empire.
20/21 June, Aestas Solstice LII

Current Location: The Black Earth
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative