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DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
22 February 2017 @ 06:00 pm
BLACKTHORNE THEATER




BLOOD OF GHASTLY HORROR

 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
19 February 2017 @ 10:44 pm


Hexcellent narrative; also see
* The Four Crown Queens of Halloween.

 
 
Current Location: The Devil's Harem
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
19 February 2017 @ 08:02 pm

ZIMA: This philter is being made available again. From what I have tried before, it is more or less nothing more than a sort of 'boozenberry'-flavored "7-Up beer" that resembles holy water in that crisp bottle, like "Angel Beer", as it were. Like all the robust flavor was drawn out of it as a sort of 'beer lightest', and otherwise the veritable girly 'Boone's Farm of beers'. I imagine the same types who drink this are the same types who 'vape'. No thanks, unless it is offered for free.



DRAGNET {Drac's Choice}: Arguably one of Dan Akroyd's best performances {only topped by Ghostbusters, in My estimation}. Here he portrays Sgt. Friday with an almost robotic flourish, though any "wildside" deviating from the total straight edge qualities manifest with eating hearty Pink's Hot dogs {renamed "Police Dogs"}, and smoking; while Tom Hanks portrays his veritable polar opposite, a party dude attitude partner named "Pep Streebek". Once he gets cleaned up with a haircut, they hit the beat together against a societal terror named "P.A.G.A.N.", or "People Against Goodness And Normalcy", in what amounts to what christians attempted to typecast Satanists into during the absurd Satanic Panic hysteria. However, the costumes and Altar arrangement are inspirational. Note: during the introduction, former Jr. High St. Charles Borromeo & haunt The Donut Hole are displayed. 4/5



DEADPOOL: A very Lokian characterization seemingly incongruous to the Ninja-like impressive outfit. Dark humor abounds in combination with stealthy acrobatics, lethal situations, death and mutilations. 3.5/4



KUBO: A young Japanese boy named Kubo {"depression" in Japanese} with the ability to materialize and animate matter with his shamisen {which one would have seen Morticia playing from time to time}, whose mother goes into a trance during the day, is adopted by a baboon monkey, who herself falls in love with a huge Samurai beetle. Completely animated CGI cartoon. 3/5



LION: A tale about a little dot-Indian Boy losing his way one day with his big brother on a train, who after a misadventure avoiding pederasts, ends up adopted by an Australian couple where he is raised, yet eventually develops wanderlust and a determination for self-discovery, which leads him back to India to his village to find his long lost family, which he finds via tracing his steps along a favorite pathway utilizing google earth. The film is named "Lion" presumably because of his leonine long hair mane resemblance, and inner strength. 2/5

~ Mr. Hellvedere.

 
 
Current Location: The Black Earth
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
18 February 2017 @ 09:55 pm

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Tonight on Drac's Hellmouth Diner, we feature "Gothic Steak", which what appears to be either worms or edrozebas squirming on top, with a side of Spanish rice, Potatoe salad and Coleslaw. The black sauce that was basted onto beef steak, and submerged within, consists of Korean BBQ Bulgogi topped with caramelized onions, and it is deviliciously scrumptious.

Of course, Satanic Grace was said beforehand, consecrating the meal unto Satan, by The Hellements blessed. The Fete Diaboli rite concluded with the Signum Pentaculum, infernal recognition, and...

Feast of The Beast
SO IT IS DONE.

 
 
Current Location: The Haunted Noctuary
Current Mood: pleasedpleased
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
15 February 2017 @ 10:27 pm
SNACKRIFICES

Also acquired recently with this wonderful film character & Comic book film proliferation is Spiderman Campbell's Chicken noodle soup {like Aunt May would make}...



...and Star Wars Mac & Cheese {Jalapeño Spam & spicy corn niblets added}, so far finding Yoda & R2...


Shapes in the form of an X-Wing fighter, Vader, R2, Yoda, & C3PO.

and the delicious adventure continues...

 
 
Current Location: The Haunted Noctuary
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
15 February 2017 @ 09:32 pm

The question has arisen if there is any usefulness of this so-called "St. Valentine's Day" to The Satanist. First, we must ascertain the origins of this cultural holiday:

I. THEIR HISTORY: Who was "Saint Valentine"? This was indeed a martyred Catholic Saint of Marriages who was sentenced to be beaten to death by clubs and beheaded by Emperor Claudius II on February 14, 270 A.D. for performing clandestine marriages when it was illegal to do so under his rule in an effort to garner the attention of men to join the army instead of being excessively preoccupied with wives & children.

In the wake of Lupercalia, The Festival of Lust & Love, Pope Galasius changed the Pagan Holiday in 496 A.D. to acknowledge this Priest instead. However, we shall continue to acknowledge this day as Lupercalia proper, dedicated unto Lilith & Pan-Dionysus {Satan/Baphomet}, nymphs & satyrs, succubi & incubi. Considering the meaning of Lupus is Wolf, no wonder humanimal wolves are on the prowl 'neath the Lupine Moon!

II. Culturally, this holiday can be personally manipulated and beneficial, and is indeed useful as a means of seduction & flirtation, which will ideally lead to sexual gratification. Also, a wonderful opportunity to gather and play games like spin the bottle, truth or dare, and sexual trivia with those of your preference, as well as view erotic presentations, indulge in sexperimentation & fantasies realized, for education and elucidation, and practice various fetishes.

In other words & deeds, if you turn the valentine heart* upside down, it becomes a derriere, or breasts, even the tip of the thorn shaft, or, if you display this... you'll get this!

Interestingly, however, is the herd's rather disturbing custom to dispense dead flowers unto one another like so many painted corpses, like xmas trees of death displayed in living rooms, instead of alive and thriving in the forest where they belong, or even upon one's very own property. So perhaps instead of dead flowers, living flowers and/or plants presented in pots, or even seeds may be offered and preserved the year through to represent the burgeoning and growing love/lust of those participating. Of course, roses and lilies are a popular choice for their resemblance to the beauteous embrace of her nether regions..

III. Amusingly appropriated items more available afterwards like candied treats, devil dolls, & lip pillows to decorate the harem chamber/bedroom with.

Infernal regards for a most passionate celebration! Joy to The Flesh forever! Go forth and hunt, sublime Satanimals! Sin sumptuously and plentifully! Hail Satan!
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* Which moreso resembles a pair of full lips.

 
 
Current Location: The Devil's Harem
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: Satanic Sickies
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
13 February 2017 @ 10:31 pm
SNACKRIFICE

In the Justice League themed series of confections, The Lucky Charms Leprechaun has assumed a Green Lantern configuration, with little modification. The cereal is still what one might expect as always, but what is of pertinence here is the comic book inside, featuring an Aquaman adventure {whose appearance on the cover reminded Me of Willem Defoe}, as well as the diorama puzzle on the back, starring Cyborg on this one, like a bookend complementing the previous Batman segment. Suffice it to say that the story line for this edition features quite a Satanic sentiment and lesson after all, with a balanced perspective and amicable resolution for the characters in the end.


However, it still would have been a great idea to include a Green Lantern ring within the box as well, which one can wear to enhance the fun experience while enjoying it.


 
 
Current Location: The Black Earth
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
12 February 2017 @ 08:25 pm
SNACKRIFICE


Brim's Hot Crunchy Cheese Curls

One wonderfully rainy day recently while walking down a market aisle, My evil eye caught this bag adorned in apparent hellfire, plus the name alludes to BRIMSTONE, as in "Hellfire & brimstone", so it seemed a natural possession, as most if not all spicy and "hot" flavors are made in Hell and attributed to The Devil, and I would agree, considering these are some of the beast treats for the palate, from one hellmouth to another.

These are very much like Red hot cheetos, but with a bible verse! In this case, Revelations 21:4, reminiscent of In 'N' Out placing biblical verses on their packages. Just tacky and sad, yet it is the confection that is of importance here, which is sinjoyed no matter what it says, which is usually always ignored anyway.

I would indeed recommend these snacks both as a novelty, and devilicious snackrifice.

 
 
Current Location: Black Earth
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
09 February 2017 @ 04:27 pm

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Justice League

I quite honestly would not normally purchase this confection, but the promise of a comic book within and the impressive image of The Bat Man on the reverse side allowed for consideration. Fortuitously collected is the first of four Justice League mini magazines with four different adventures featuring individual members therein. Superman {who comes off as a cocky jock}, the brooding Batman, then Wonder Woman {gorgeous as always}, and finally the novel Aquaman, with none other than the honey bee making a premiere appearance. Also present is Cyborg, The Flash, and Green Lanterns {Simon Baz & Jessica Cruz},

An aficionado would instantly know to carefully open the comic booklet across the top to preserve the publication in its own sleeve, just as all the other varied and full-sized ones, as well as other publications of interest. Includes trivia quiz, and the box itself is part of a combined diorama comprised of other brands of participating cereal boxes.

The cheerios themselves are pretty much the same as one would expect, in flavor and shape, but the package is dramatically improved.




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Current Location: The Haunted Noctuary
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
DRACONIS BLACKTHORNE
05 February 2017 @ 09:32 pm

I Am pleased to come into possession of this shirt recently, which I feel displays the true essence of this archetypal characterization, demonstrating a veritable Black Devil presentation, rather than lesser mockable variations. The beast depictions are undoubtedly The Dark Knight graphic novel/comic series and the Tim Burton films, complemented by the subsequent Batman Begins & beyond.

While hunting for other supplies and apparel, the shirt seemingly appeared unexpectedly, and was immediately acquired. This undershirt features the two-toned textures of the hellegant blackground with the apropos depiction with vampiric cowl & "ears"/horns, and Addamsesque pinstripes framing roundabout, with piercing demonic glowing eyes when the lights go out...

From the ever carnal and indulgent Bruce Wayne, to the Hell Knight dispensing with Lex Satanicus/Talionis Draconian Justice where deserved, The Satanic Ninja emerges from the fog and darkness of the shadow side, from inner and outer nature materialized. ∞

Hail The Batman.


 
 
Current Location: The Drac Cave
Current Mood: pleasedpleased
 
 
 
 
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03 February 2017 @ 06:00 pm
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